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Bachelor In Paradise 2018

Woohoo, just watched, and YES my bet wrong name was right, stupid Blake has revealed he is a moron pretending to be a man, WTF were you thinking Laurina...they can't have been doing much talking.
And go Leah, and go Michael for both rejecting wankers
Oooooooo Jake the snake was soooooooooo snakey, WTF telling others what to do, he needs a good smack around the head with a dead fish.
I don't see any real lovey dovey going on, just juggling and game play so far.
Tara, isn't at all what she seemed previously in smaller doses, ditto fool Flo
Ali has such a pretty sunny face - but shit Flo was right, it is set like shiny cement, and her personality isn't at all sunny. Mack is about what she deserves.
None of these people are very intelligent are they? Is it a combo of huge ego and small brain that makes them all undate-able ???


Oh and, we won a nice bottle of Merlot at the local quiz night, great free fun (team TARDIS!)
 
...aw nuts!... it's not on tonight... oh well... I wonder if there is any other worthwhile trash on instead?... cheers.
 
Commonwealth Games Opening, and Random thread @Mr Stickyfingers
We are good at these spectaculars, lets see what Queensland does:)


Oh also, Sam Pang is doing that funny sports panel thing throughout the Games, not sure of when exactly.
 
Affable said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ENGAGEMENT-ring-gushes-rock-Mackane-Reid.html
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Meglos said:
Mackane is just awful. And it's not just his name or because he's ugly, I wouldn't dislike someone over looks. He gave off a really creepy vibe on Sophie's season.[DOUBLEPOST=1522815098][/DOUBLEPOST]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...an-Marx-dont-share-steamy-waterfall-kiss.html
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...Mackaine reminds me of a punch drunk old boxer punching way above his weight in his latter years that has no idea on where his opponent is but is still blindly swinging away regardless and then out of the blue the unexpected happens... one of those wild swings manages to clip the chin of his better opponent and knocks him out and he wins the match... if he did land Leah (or even any other female on this planet now that I think of it) then I imagine that this is how he achieved it... through wild random swings that happened to work for him...

...lets face it... his 'chat-up' lines are excruciatingly cheesy and creepy along with his 'Sammy Davis' appearance and he is way out of his league with most of these women but give him some marks for blind persistence regardless I reckon lol!... well done him!... (if this is all true of course ;):thumbsup::biggrin:)... it's a classic 'underdog does good' type of story for me lol!... I wish him all the happiness that he deserves... cheers.
 
kxk said:
Commonwealth Games Opening, and Random thread @Mr Stickyfingers
We are good at these spectaculars, lets see what Queensland does:)


Oh also, Sam Pang is doing that funny sports panel thing throughout the Games, not sure of when exactly.
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...yes okay kxk... count me in... when does it start?... tonight?... I'll be there for the opening and closing ceremonies at least lol!... that's great news about Sam Pang too... cheers.
 
Sorry, no sport or opening and closing ceremonies for me. There is absolutely nothing for me on tv tonight (or until Gogglebox tomorrow), I might not even turn it on.
 
Meglos said:
Florence and Davey now dating. I think she's probably (even) less genuine than he is.
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Meglos said:
If Mackane and Leah are now together, that makes even less sense.
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...the word 'rebound' comes to mind for me at least lol!... two shattered egos nursing each other for comfort (as I just said above... if it's true of course?)... lol!... cheers.
 
It always perplexes me that whenever we hear about a z-grade "celebrity" (to be generous) hooking up, it's always with another z-grade "celebrity". Out of all the millions of people out there, they don't consider any of them unless they've also been on a tacky tv show. And then they wonder why it doesn't work, as they try to out famewhore each other.
 
Meglos said:
It always perplexes me that whenever we hear about a z-grade "celebrity" (to be generous) hooking up, it's always with another z-grade "celebrity". Out of all the millions of people out there, they don't consider any of them unless they've also been on a tacky tv show. And then they wonder why it doesn't work, as they try to out famewhore each other.
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...yup!... I agree with all of that Meglos... I liked the old Big Brother days when everyone was completely UNKNOWN and Instagram etc didn't dominate peoples lives so much... aaaaaaaah!... the good ol' days eh?... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
It always perplexes me that whenever we hear about a z-grade "celebrity" (to be generous) hooking up, it's always with another z-grade "celebrity". Out of all the millions of people out there, they don't consider any of them unless they've also been on a tacky tv show. And then they wonder why it doesn't work, as they try to out famewhore each other.
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like tully? maybe they think us lowly plebs don't know what it is like to walk in the exalted air of z grade celebrity land.
 
FatPants said:
Is anyone watching After Paradise? If you don't want to sit through 13minutes of it, start watching at 9.50mins and you can watch Mack play kiss, marry, avoid and some funny discussion between Flo and Jarrod. Flo is actually quite funny when she isn't mad at Jake and Mack is totally gaga and over the top about Ali.

https://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/bachelor-in-paradise/extra/season-1/after-paradise-episode-2
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...I didn't realise that was on FatPants... thanks for telling us... I'll make sure to watch that after the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games that are on at the moment... come and join us on the 'Random thread' if you're into it... again FatPants... thanks... cheers.
 
my favourite part about the latest episode was when Ali and Jarrod were on their date.

Jarrod: Ali, I think you and me have just this amazing connection.

(Ali, sitting about four feet way from Jarrod and rather bored of it all, merely nods her head)

Jarrod (to the camera): I think she's the one.
 
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