Episode Australian Survivor (2016) - Episode 3 Discussion

[Consuela]

What if they ask to see the clue?

 

[the Theorist]

Well, they totes believed that.

 

[Consuela]

Nooooooooooooo he's trying to sell it tooooooooooooo hard.

 

[originalflavours]

Obviously he's trying to imply it's the toilet guys

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...everyone that heard that fake 'clue' looked at him as if he was lying lol!... cheers.

 

[the Theorist]

Well this is gonna backfire on him.... suffer

 

[Consuela]

Oh god so Rohan did drop the clue.

 

[the Theorist]

LOL!!!!! Rohan being all cocky and then realising he's lost the clue!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I wouldn't want one of those crabs nipping my what-nots... ouchies X 10,000... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Ha! Takes El a little while doesn't it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm liking Evan... he's one clued up little vegemite... it looks like nothing gets past him easily... lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

'How'd the clue get from your pants?' Obviously you and Rohan shouldn't have take the break for a quickie Pheobe!

Evan shouldn't have told El. Should have kept it to his alliance.

Also what's with the pornstache Rohan.

 

[the Theorist]

"I can't understand how the clue went from Rohan's pants to Evan's hands."

SURVIVOR SLASH FANFICTION PLZ

 

[Fuzz]

I def need to rewatch. I'm somehow missing out on analysing these people by watching it the first time round.

Not sure if there is much to analyse imho. Every contestant has been obviously busting their chops to get on the show and they will all be slight variants of Survivor "experts" and "superfans" all chook spouting talk about alliances, double-dealing and deception.
But all at a very basic see-through level.
You need some bimbos, himbos, country hicks who genuinely are clueless about strategy and often wend their way to winning.
As it stands with this lot, I am preparing for some cringeworthy Sun Tzu quotes.

 

[the Theorist]

If they lose the challenge Rohan's gonna be on the chopping block...

 

[Consuela]

So we're getting a lot of airtime for Aganoa. Means they're up for council then?

 

[Desertsands]

...I'm liking Evan... he's one clued up little vegemite... it looks like nothing gets past him easily... lol!... cheers.

Who is Evan? Little short smart arse.

 

[Melore]

Well, Tegan's a real firecracker... Phht. I think Fiegsy has a chance after all! He just has to stay alive a couple of days...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...don't scrap with my boy Evan okay Lee?... he'll tear you a new one old son lol!... it looks like my Evan lies/backstabs and does whatever it takes to win this... I LOVE IT!... lol!... he'll either be out really fast or will come close to winning this... whatever one it is I'm going to love watching him at work!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

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