Columbo
Never again
Hello forum peoples,
I come before you tonight to talk about an important subject, something that I truly believe does not get enough appreciation. No, I'm not talking about Tina Arena's Strong As Steel album. I mean the library. A place full of wonder and dreams. A place where you can travel throughout time. A place that will fill your heart with the most purest of joys.
I adore the library. It is such a great place to be in my humble opinion. Who needs friends when you have the library? Not me. The library is everything i need in a friend. For one thing it has these really fast computer internet things. Which means that I can go online without it having freeze every five fucking seconds. I know, I know first world problem. I'm sorry I will try not to let it happen again. Anyway the internet in the library is really fantastic. It truly is. The other brilliant part about the library is the wide range of movie and tv shows you can borrow. Everything you can think of the library has it (unless you are thinking of the tv series columbo. they don't have it. believe me i checked. i checked everywhere. searching here and there. look i'm not going to apologise for not being able to find it. maybe it is in your local library. or you could flash your cash money around like you are lord of the manor and say to the cashier: "I'd like your finest colombo pleasssse.") so go down to the library if you want to. Or maybe not up to you. Totally your choice. We like in a free society.By that i mean our actions are of our own free will (i'm obviously talking in generalities here) unless you are not of that belief. But that is a philosphical discussion tthat I am too dumb and tired to think about right now. The important thing is though that they have these really great range of dvds which is great for someone like me where slow internet means that any streamy is choppy at best, and all the dvd stores are slowly closing down. The closest one to me is a Blockbusters and there range of titles i limited at best. Soon enough they will probably close too. For now though i am more than happy to be getting movies and television shows from the library. I'm not one of those people who just has to watch the latest breaking bads or wires. No sir madams i just like watching those old tv shows and what have you. So that is two things i like about the library.
The third and most important of all are the books. I love looking at all the different books in the library. Sometimes i get a little bit lazy with not reading at times because i get so into watching like visual stuff with all the picture movings and hearing talkies. But i should be better, i must be better. I need to be better. What am i? A statue of a shoe or a reepbot who reads? I think we all know the answer to that question honoured guesters. However I do enjoy going around the library shelves seeing all the different books. Fiction or non fiction. Horror, mystery, western, fantasy, romance, drama, thriller, and so many other genres or sub genres. Politics, biography, music, television, movies, literature, history, true crime, and other such wonder non fiction subjects. Touching them, smelling them with my nostrils. Holding them right up to my nose and sniffing them like a dog sniffing a pile of bird shit. That knowledge, that passion, that love right in my hands. Waiting for someone, anyone to take it home and give it some tender loving care. That's all it wants. It doesn't ask for anything awful or something you can't do. Writing to me is the most purest expression. To me it is the way that i can express my feelings. It is a way that i can try and organise my thoughts.
So please if you have tales about the library you would like to share please so do so it shall be most appreciated by me. I shalll applaud you for doing that. And i shall applaud you if you say you hate the library. If you find it stupid and boring. If you find it a total fucking waste of fucking space and it makes you sick to even think about it. Then i shall still applaud you for having the courage of your convictions. I shall say to myself bravo brave people, bravo for your bravery. And you may say that is not brave, that fighting polars bears on mt everest single handed after your good arm got eaten by a hungry yeti on a diet is brave. But i say to you that bravery comes in all shapes and sizes.
I come before you tonight to talk about an important subject, something that I truly believe does not get enough appreciation. No, I'm not talking about Tina Arena's Strong As Steel album. I mean the library. A place full of wonder and dreams. A place where you can travel throughout time. A place that will fill your heart with the most purest of joys.
I adore the library. It is such a great place to be in my humble opinion. Who needs friends when you have the library? Not me. The library is everything i need in a friend. For one thing it has these really fast computer internet things. Which means that I can go online without it having freeze every five fucking seconds. I know, I know first world problem. I'm sorry I will try not to let it happen again. Anyway the internet in the library is really fantastic. It truly is. The other brilliant part about the library is the wide range of movie and tv shows you can borrow. Everything you can think of the library has it (unless you are thinking of the tv series columbo. they don't have it. believe me i checked. i checked everywhere. searching here and there. look i'm not going to apologise for not being able to find it. maybe it is in your local library. or you could flash your cash money around like you are lord of the manor and say to the cashier: "I'd like your finest colombo pleasssse.") so go down to the library if you want to. Or maybe not up to you. Totally your choice. We like in a free society.By that i mean our actions are of our own free will (i'm obviously talking in generalities here) unless you are not of that belief. But that is a philosphical discussion tthat I am too dumb and tired to think about right now. The important thing is though that they have these really great range of dvds which is great for someone like me where slow internet means that any streamy is choppy at best, and all the dvd stores are slowly closing down. The closest one to me is a Blockbusters and there range of titles i limited at best. Soon enough they will probably close too. For now though i am more than happy to be getting movies and television shows from the library. I'm not one of those people who just has to watch the latest breaking bads or wires. No sir madams i just like watching those old tv shows and what have you. So that is two things i like about the library.
The third and most important of all are the books. I love looking at all the different books in the library. Sometimes i get a little bit lazy with not reading at times because i get so into watching like visual stuff with all the picture movings and hearing talkies. But i should be better, i must be better. I need to be better. What am i? A statue of a shoe or a reepbot who reads? I think we all know the answer to that question honoured guesters. However I do enjoy going around the library shelves seeing all the different books. Fiction or non fiction. Horror, mystery, western, fantasy, romance, drama, thriller, and so many other genres or sub genres. Politics, biography, music, television, movies, literature, history, true crime, and other such wonder non fiction subjects. Touching them, smelling them with my nostrils. Holding them right up to my nose and sniffing them like a dog sniffing a pile of bird shit. That knowledge, that passion, that love right in my hands. Waiting for someone, anyone to take it home and give it some tender loving care. That's all it wants. It doesn't ask for anything awful or something you can't do. Writing to me is the most purest expression. To me it is the way that i can express my feelings. It is a way that i can try and organise my thoughts.
So please if you have tales about the library you would like to share please so do so it shall be most appreciated by me. I shalll applaud you for doing that. And i shall applaud you if you say you hate the library. If you find it stupid and boring. If you find it a total fucking waste of fucking space and it makes you sick to even think about it. Then i shall still applaud you for having the courage of your convictions. I shall say to myself bravo brave people, bravo for your bravery. And you may say that is not brave, that fighting polars bears on mt everest single handed after your good arm got eaten by a hungry yeti on a diet is brave. But i say to you that bravery comes in all shapes and sizes.