Yeah, I had way more ideas, but it was getting too long and cutting things down to fit was a pain. End of the day my philosophy with stuff like these is not to spend too long.
Other ways I was thinking
'I KNOW I'M THE BEST'
'PEOPLE SAY I'M ARROGANT'
'BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS'
'I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS'
'WHICH THEREFOR MAKES ME MORE SMART THAN OTHERS'
'I HATE NERDS AND WILL CRUSH THEM'
'I THINK RAINBOWS ARE DUMB'