Bachelor In Paradise 2019

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Just saw a funny promo of Jamie the weirdo entrance
Ciarran leads a chorus of RUN, and quick GIRLS RUN
 
I see from the promo Hymie's really got the cold dead eye gaze while declaring his love down to a fine art.
 
Jake looks sooooooooo totally bored with the younger Bach Nation crew. He’s totally there to make sure these kids are in bed by 10.
 
Ciarran, Timm. Jamie, Abbie and Mary bring the entertainment value, so they are the ones who need to stay.
I couldn't care less about the whole love/hooking up angle.
 
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Have not watched 1st show, just last night
OMG Jamie is 40......and mind blowingly stupid , kind of sad really
Tim is tv magic, seems every Tim that I have met or watched on tv is awesome
Shame Abbie left, I hoped for some epic interaction with Keira

There are a lot of boring nobodies, a whole pile of unknown brunettes
Jake is disgusting and looks bloated and flabby
 
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I am bummed Abbie has gone so soon. Didn't want Litney Brittaney to go, either, but can't believe Abbie couldn't have read the room better and made some alternate arrangements sooner. I wish she'd worked hard and forged a deal with Jake the snake, sooner, and played a cooler waiting game with Ciarran. But she's right, there's really no other man to get excited about in there as yet, if Timm isn't your alternative go.

I really don't like the idea of spending any more time watching a semi-naked tattooed porn-lipped woman making out with Ciarran; it's just too many tatts on too many bodies at one time, so this is not going to be such a fun series after all. I think his neck tatts are a step too far, and I want the devilish but sweet Ciarran from the Bachelorette back. And I know it's BIP, but I want a goddam love story, not a low-rent home porn movie. So far Timm and Britt are it, and I hope something develops there. Oh, I suppose Helena and Glenn. It takes all kinds I guess. Glad Helena is there, with her insights. I love her talking heads and little comments. But that's a dull coupling.

Cassandra is foul. Ciarran has really bad taste! And what is with Timm's gruesome speedos??? His thighs look like he is wearing beige pantihose! I hope they bring in some more men soon... I really hope they bring Abbie back, actually.
 
Sorry to see Abbie go.

This season season has a distinct lack of good looking guys for me.
Maybe it's my age appropriateness, but Jamie is the best... until he speaks. And those dead eyes.
 
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kxk said:
Tim is tv magic, seems every Tim that I have met or watched on tv is awesome
Shame Abbie left, I hoped for some epic interaction with Keira
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Yeah same! I’ve never met a Tim I don’t like. 🤗🙌😊
Abbie and Keira would’ve been an interesting dynamic. I’m so keen to see Kiera again, but even more super keen to see Renee come in on Wednesday!

Melore said:
I think his neck tatts are a step too far, and I want the devilish but sweet Ciarran from the Bachelorette back. And I know it's BIP, but I want a goddam love story, not a low-rent home porn movie. So far Timm and Britt are it, and I hope something develops there. Oh, I suppose Helena and Glenn. It takes all kinds I guess. Glad Helena is there, with her insights. I love her talking heads and little comments. But that's a dull coupling.
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Oh that neck tattoo... egghh not my cup of tea either.
I think we’ll be getting a few love stories, but whether any of them last we’ll have to wait and see. Osh loves love, and he believes in love and damnit he’s giving it his best shot! I don’t even mind if he keeps bringing Jake back until babies are made. 😍 (Although I hope Jake’s will last because I quite like the girl)

Meglos said:
This season season has a distinct lack of good looking guys for me.
Maybe it's my age appropriateness, but Jamie is the best... until he speaks. And those dead eyes.
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But.... Jake..?
 
Melore said:
Oh, I forgot Kiera was coming in. That's cheered me up. Also, super keen to see Renee come in!
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Im wondering what Renee thinks of Keira, and if she will be nice to her, etc. Renee lives with Sam Royce who is the current girlfriend of Jarrod, who of course we know is Keira’s ex.

Speaking of Jarrod, who do we think will be this years lobster? Tim’s shoulders are already looking a bit burnt, but Glenn’s back is looking like I could cook a steak on it. I’m putting my money on Glenn unless he gets a datecard from a bucket of SPF 50+.
 
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mia said:
Renee lives with Sam Royce who is the current girlfriend of Jarrod, who of course we know is Keira’s ex.
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Woah, that's complicated! I hope we get a stash more new cast, to stir things up a bit, too. I can't remember anyone else from Angie's season who I want to see, but there's got to be some more men coming in soon, surely.
 
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Melore said:
I can't remember anyone else from Angie's season who I want to see, but there's got to be some more men coming in soon, surely.
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The girls will have the power next rose ceremony, so they’ll have to bring more guys soon. We know Renee and Kiera are coming, and Alisha is coming back too, but what guys have we heard about?
 
mia said:
The girls will have the power next rose ceremony, so they’ll have to bring more guys soon. We know Renee and Kiera are coming, and Alisha is coming back too, but what guys have we heard about?
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I haven't heard about any guys. Alisha is good value. I need a tall, dark, handsome guy or two thrown in...
 
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