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The Bachelor 2018

That jacket looks like vinyl
I have a theory as to why this guy is doing Bachelor, besides the commercials he is given
I reckon he has bets/bargain/bragging rights with all of his rugby/footy/whatever dudes........who all went WTF when it was offered

Then, they all plotted together, hoping they get the same oppportunities....
Just see how many birds ya can snogg, molest, squeeze.......buddy you have a license to sleaze en masse
 
FatPants said:
That would have been more interesting and then at least you'd go home with a plant in the end.
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...I went to Bonsai classes for 5 years after my first stroke 6 years ago and could probably teach people everything that they need to know about all things Bonsai... as a joke I usually tell people that I have a Black Belt in Bonsai lol!... sometimes it even gets a giggle lol!... cheers.
 
...with all of that driving stuff and that Japanese swish and slash... are we supposed to believe that Nick has thought these activities up?... as if lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...I went to Bonsai classes for 5 years after my first stroke 6 years ago and could probably teach people everything that they need to know about all things Bonsai... as a joke I usually tell people that I have a Black Belt in Bonsai lol!... sometimes it even gets a giggle lol!... cheers.
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I love Bonsai! 5 years is a long time. I didn't realise there would be that much to learn?
 
kxk said:
Aww I have always wanted a bonsai willow
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...Willow trees are really so hard to do kxk but they are possible... I've seen a few at some Bonsai shows and they are unbelievable... I can see why you would like them my friend... cheers.

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FatPants said:
I love Bonsai! 5 years is a long time. I didn't realise there would be that much to learn?
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...you learn almost everything within the first three years and then go to the advanced class where you learn the really technical stuff like grafting and merging of plants to achieve certain results etc... there is so much to learn if you really want to learn the technical stuff like I wanted to... but yeah... most stuff is known after the first 3 years FatPants...

...for instance... you can take say... 7 branches on a tree (like I did) and ring bark them a certain way and put Honey or some other Hormone growth agent around the cuts and pack soil and Sphagnum Moss around it and wrap ClingWrap and foil around it and over a few months new roots will grow in the medium until you sever those branches and then plant them into pots... ta-daaaaaaaah!... seven new Bonsai trees lol!... sorry to bore you to death my friend lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...you learn almost everything within the first three years and then go to the advanced class where you learn the really technical stuff like grafting and merging of plants to achieve certain results etc... there is so much to learn if you really want to learn the technical stuff like I wanted to... but yeah... most stuff is known after the first 3 years FatPants...

...for instance... you can take say... 7 branches on a tree (like I did) and ring bark them a certain way and put Honey or some other Hormone growth agent around the cuts and pack soil and Sphagnum Moss around it and wrap ClingWrap and foil around it and over a few months new roots will grow in the medium until you sever those branches and then plant them into pots... ta-daaaaaaaah!... seven new Bonsai trees lol!... sorry to bore you to death my friend lol!... cheers.
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oh wow, that sounds really interesting.
 
...it isn't Tenille going then?... it's the other one... what's-her-name... if so then it makes my attempt of humour with the 'Captain and Tenille' thingo earlier look like shit now doesn't it?... lol!... oh well... I tried... cheers.
 
Too good for this show, stunning tenille and classy

Those willows are too big sticky, I want a tiny wizened old thing like in Chinese and Japanese paintings
 
...oh hang on... it WAS Tenille that went ... so my attempt at humour earlier was not in vain lol!... **phew!**... lol!... why is it that they start crying because she has gone?... that's one less contender against them lol!... now Gogglebox is on!... woohoo!... see you in that thread I hope... cheers.
 
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