Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ben has gone MIA. Gary is probably telling him what to do in the pantry

...most likely Ben is doing exactly what Gary wants him to do... for the cooking that is...

 

[delcan]

Lol, and there is Gary with Ben in the Pantry

 

[oddjob]

Ha, I knew Gary must’ve been lurking in that pantry.

 

[Beachsands]

...aw fuggit!... it isn't?... bloody hell!... now I've got to sit through Sashi believing that he can actually beat Ben and then have Gary and George giving him all the reasons in the World as to why he didn't win it?... no offence to Sashi but I'm going to be even more bored with the show now... grrrrrrrrr!...

...Gary and George practically TOLD Ben how to win this just then... I bet that they don't do the same thing for Sashi... as I said... I'm even MORE bored now lol!... thanks for telling me delcan... cheers.

I’m boored by Ben

 

[oddjob]

...aw fuggit!... it isn't?... bloody hell!... now I've got to sit through Sashi believing that he can actually beat Ben and then have Gary and George giving him all the reasons in the World as to why he didn't win it?... no offence to Sashi but I'm going to be even more bored with the show now... grrrrrrrrr!...

...Gary and George practically TOLD Ben how to win this just then... I bet that they don't do the same thing for Sashi... as I said... I'm even MORE bored now lol!... thanks for telling me delcan... cheers.

The whole seasonal theme is probably to disadvantage Sashi.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I will be watching Ben's face very closely if he DOESN'T win this... he'll probably be thinking "what the fug?... but they PROMISED ME that I'd win it!"... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Ben the dumbass keeps saying he has a winning dish in the commentary. Which probably means he has

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."the food looks like it has a level of Maturity to it" says Gary about Ben's food... why don't they just not bother to even taste Sashi's dish?... what would Sashi be thinking listening to that drivel?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The whole seasonal theme is probably to disadvantage Sashi.

...yes... I think mostly Sashi too... alongside Jess and many more too... whoever was better than Chloe or Ben... but yes... especially Sashi...

Ben the dumbass keeps saying he has a winning dish in the commentary. Which probably means he has

...he is used to reciting well rehearsed lines as I have said many times before so perhaps they didn't put it in tonight's script that those words were supposed to be silent?... they should've highlighted it to him no doubt... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Bloody Heston

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."Sashi... not that it matters... but what have you cooked?" says George to Sashi... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...now George is 'confused'... has he forgotten that Ben is to win this in the script?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

FUCKTARDS

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... has Sashi won this?... **drumroll please**... um... NO!... Ben has won it!... who woulda thunk it?... fug me dead!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...so!... has Sashi won this?... **drumroll please**... um... NO!... Ben has won it!... who woulda thunk it?... fug me dead!... cheers.

And once again, could not validate why he won it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I should've left when I thought that the show was over earlier eh?... I didn't need to be Albert Einstein to figure that result out did I?... lol!...

 

[delcan]

...I should've left when I thought that the show was over earlier eh?... I didn't need to be Albert Einstein to figure that result out did I?... lol!...

And you can see from the preview that Jess is doing a Savoury dish tomorrow so we already know who is being set up there

 

[Meglos]

This is as painful as expected.
The judges were salivating over Ben's (disgusting) squid ink before he'd even put the plates on the table.
Jess didn't stand a chance.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And once again, could not validate why he won it.

...only because Gary and George have such contempt for us moronic viewers and couldn't give a shit with what we are witnessing... that's why sweet delcan... they loathe us... and love Ben... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

PS. Why doesn't George take some of that money he doesn't pay his employees, and buy himself a pair of jeans with no holes?
Or at least raid the channel TEN costume department.