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Masterchef 2018
- Thread starter oddjob
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Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
He's read the script, one of the perks of being judges pet.
Haha, it was like a weird pick up line
...bwahahahaha!... that's ALMOST one of the reasons for my name being what it is... and... I've only just noticed my typo when calling you "oddjog" instead of "oddjob"... lol!... well... in my defense... the 'G' button' is just above and to the left of the 'B' button!... so my friend... do you go for the odd jog every now and then regardless?... lol!... cheers.
oddjob
Well-Known Member
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
Still freezing cold. Jeez they are all good cooks. I still want anyone to win apart from Beb
...yes he definitely knows that he'll already be there for the obvious reasons but I think that what he's trying to figure out is on who the weakest opponent is in Jess/Khahn and Sashi at the moment... Ben never says ANYTHING off the top of his head... it's always lines from previous seasons... twerp!... cheers.
...I'm hoping that the one that they're all drooling over in the Ad is the one made by Jess and not Ben... please let it be Jess' one... cheers.
...I'm pretty sure that Matt has 10 times the knowledge of the taste of food than either Gary or George... just saying... cheers.
...Jess' dish looks the the one that they were drooling over in the Ad but I bet that they were salivating over Ben's dish next though... smokes and mirrors as per normal methinks!... cheers.
...yes Ben... tell them every word that they expect to hear... it doesn't matter that your 'shit on toast' looks awful... you will still win over regardless... sheesh!... cheers.
...yup!... this is becoming the same old yawnfest as per usual... Ben wins their hearts and stomachs yet again... jeeeeeeezus!... cheers.
You knew they were going to dickheads to her when Gary started by saying "what is a PB & J?"
...well... thanks so much for the fun postings tonight my friends... I just KNEW that Jess never stood a chance and that Bonzo Ben would go through as per usual... it's quite sickening really... oh well... see you all tomorrow night for the usual 'Ben-a-thon' I guess?... cheers.
It's not finished yet!
...aw fuggit!... it isn't?... bloody hell!... now I've got to sit through Sashi believing that he can actually beat Ben and then have Gary and George giving him all the reasons in the World as to why he didn't win it?... no offence to Sashi but I'm going to be even more bored with the show now... grrrrrrrrr!...
...Gary and George practically TOLD Ben how to win this just then... I bet that they don't do the same thing for Sashi... as I said... I'm even MORE bored now lol!... thanks for telling me delcan... cheers.