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Masterchef 2018

...yes Ben... we all know that you are a totally qualified Chef... that's why we're hanging onto your every word Ben... you have such expert qualifications oh grand Master of Cooking... SHUT DA FUG UP YA TWONK!... sheesh!... we really don't care what you say... just shut da fug up will ya?... cheers.
Him and Chloes incessant narration and talking drives me nuts...they way they describe the food really irritates me
I just skipped to the end to see who left
 
They'll probably pick off Jess next. I just can't see Ben not being in the finals, sadly.

...I think so too Meglos... someone inferred early in the season that Gary and George would be wanting a guy to win it this year and let's face it... if my Jess is eliminated then they cannot lose can they?... and... we all know so well as to who they have earmarked to win it so when Jess does go... I will have lost all interest in just sitting there and watch them slowly crucify Khahn and Sashi just to get their golden boy over the line...it's as easy as that... cheers.
 
...fuggin' hell... Ben... stop fuggin' speaking all of the well rehearsed cliche' lines from all previous seasons just to suck up to Gary and George even more will you?... what a greasy little slimeball... cheers.
 
...so Jess is up against golden boy Ben eh?... no point in me watching it then is there?... **SIGH!... I so hate this stupid show sometimes**... and... Ben has missed his calling as a Bingo caller... "all the 4's... 44!... 88... 2 fat ladies!"... he has the dull boring monotonous voice for it... cheers.
 
Hasn't started here yet. So what is happening, are they cooking in pairs, and the losing one from each goes into elimination tomorrow?
If so they'll put Jess and Sashi in the bottom 2, and eliminate Jess.
 
...thankfully Matt helped Jess out just then while saying that it's for Winter... does he have a secret agenda to oust Ben behind Gary and George's backs?... lol!... cheers.
 
Hasn't started here yet. So what is happening, are they cooking in pairs, and the losing one from each goes into elimination tomorrow?
If so they'll put Jess and Sashi in the bottom 2, and eliminate Jess.

The two who win go against each other tonight to win a "special advantage" EDIT: "Game changing advantage"
 
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