Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... I'm trying to figure out where to get my Dry Ice to copy a couple of these recipes... I mean... I might actually buy a Dry Ice making machine just for my benchtop methinks!... where can I buy one?... Bing Lee?... Harvey Norman???... WHO THE FUG ACTUALLY EVER COOKS USING DRY ICE IN THE REAL WORLD?... what a total fuggin' wank-a-thon this is... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Pineapple and more pineapple, a great flavour combination.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so what is the 'game changing chance' then Gary?... we're all in so much suspense on what advantage Ben is about to receive... we really are... **chuckle chuckle**... cheers.

 

[delcan]

That was not a tough box

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...no sauce eh?... Sashi... you're dead meat old son... no 'game changing chance' for you then my friend... you should have just spent all of your time making 10 buckets of sauce so that Gary could put it in a bathtub to swim in it like a pig wallowing around in mud... you would have won the 'game changing chance' for sure my friend... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

...so what is the 'game changing chance' then Gary?... we're all in so much suspense on what advantage Ben is about to receive... we really are... **chuckle chuckle**... cheers.

Probably as boring as the rest of the so called game changing advantages!

 

[oddjob]

Oh no, Sashi hasn’t brought Gary his little jugful of sauce!

 

[Beachsands]

Pineapple and more pineapple, a great flavour combination.

Ben’s dish looks boring!

 

[delcan]

I'm flabbergasted. They actually like Sashi's dish

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow!... Gary is almost having an orgasm describing Ben's food... why don't they all just a room and be done with it?... sheesh!... yup!... this vomit bucket of mine sure comes in handy at times... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

And just where was Chloe’s sauce?

 

[delcan]

OH FFS now he is in the Top 4

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and the winner is?... BEN!... who da fug would've thunk it?... shut the fug up Ben you little flaccid peckerhead!... grrrrrrrrrrr!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I hate Negroni's

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if I was cooking now I would be cooking EXACTLY what Ben just cooked... that way you cannot fail apparently ... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Apparently moss is a subject close to Matt's heart

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's nice... Chloe just roller pinned out some Poo... she must be making them some 'shit on toast' that my mum used to tell us that she was making us when we kept badgering her to feed us after yelling out at her lol!... enjoy it Gary and George... remember... Chloe's making it so it should go down nice and easy eh?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Apparently moss is a subject close to Matt's heart

...yes it grows on his many chins under all of those cravats that he wears delcan... he has many generations of moss... they're like 'family' to him... it's true!... I read in in 'New Idea' so it must be true eh?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow!... Gary and George are praising up Chloe!... how unusual eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Matt on troll duties tonight