Masterchef 2018

[oddjob]

Red’s about to set off the sprinklers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red wasn't supposed the leave the skin on the Chicken for the recipe was she?... what's the difference?... they'll just say that the skin added extra 'texture' to the dish to save her regardless... am I wrong?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Red’s about to set off the sprinklers.

...that's alright oddjob... Gary and George are both safe... Pigs and Rats are good swimmers... they'll survive at least... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so this will be interesting... lets all try and think of how the fug Gary and George will save Big Red and get her out of this disaster?... I'm saying that she'll cry to win them over to save herself... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Oh god, I can see it now, Jess will get sent home for bad chutney

 

[oddjob]

Surely they’re just teasing us Red is the only one with problems.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...as I said the other night... I don't actually dislike Chloe but she is so out of her league at this level and should have been out a long time ago... so I hold Gary and George responsible for her being out of her depth... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

I don't mind Chloe either, I just think she should have gone home at top 15

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Surely they’re just teasing us Red is the only one with problems.

...they're just diverting our attention for from their true intended target Jess... they intend to 'sucker punch' us all and then laugh their guts out at us as they always do my friend... 'diversion' is a great weapon oddjob... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

My dark horse is Samira, and her getting an immunity pin tomorrow night would upset Gary and George's evil plan

 

[Beachsands]

I don't mind Chloe either, I just think she should have gone home at top 15

Sadly true! Although she seems to have got it a bit more together tonight!

 

[Evan44]

It's so predictable........Jess's imperfect sauce and chutney will be considered a greater fail than Big Red's overcooked chicken.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I don't mind Chloe either, I just think she should have gone home at top 15

...haha!... you are more kinder than me my friend... she would've been out in the 2nd or 3rd week with me... what shits me about this show is that in the first 2 nights we saw 100's of people 'auditioning' to be on the show... there were at least 10 people that were dumped that should have been on this show instead of Chloe... but obviously they weren't 'pretty enough' for Gary and George but Chloe was... I rest my case your honour!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

To be fair, Chloe's nailing it tonight, hers looks good.
Overall though I don't put her in the same class as Kristen and Samira

 

[NPo]

Hi all. Just joined here only to say, doesn't all the hair hanging down pee you off!? esp Chloe :/ get that girl a bobby pin asap!

 

[oddjob]

Argh.

 

[Evan44]

NPo, welcome!
Yes, it always bothers me, the long hair thing in that kitchen, wouldn't be allowed in a proper commercial kitchen

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red's clusterfug of a dish will be the winning dish without doubt... with all of the errors in her dish Gary and George will say that hers was the most 'inventive' dish and she will win... Jess will lose no matter how great her dish is... it's so obvious... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Chloe will be judged to have the best dish.
Betcha Jess's sauce is considered to be a bigger minus than Sarah's chicken

 

[Beachsands]

Damn has Jess left out the smoke butter.