Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

Beans on Toast?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."loki... are you going to play the pin?" asks George...
..."no!" says Loki...
..."EXCELLENT!"... that means that we can kill you to keep Chloe in" says George under his breath... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they all do a massive collective Gasp as they see the dish... it's just food!... it looks like something that I or anyone could dish up in 45 minutes yet they have 3 fuggin' hours to create a minute amount of food on a ginormous plate... **yawn!**... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there are over 50 steps in making it?... warning! warning!... wankfest alert everyone!... warning!... warning!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Don't do to this poor chicken what you did to those poor marron the other night, Chloe! Not to mention those poor prawns last night!

 

[Fuzz]

The bearded bloke has that broad aussie twang like Shannon Noll.
"im gonna put me fist up the chickens bum and see what happens ay?"

 

[oddjob]

...they all do a massive collective Gasp as they see the dish... it's just food!... it looks like something that I or anyone could dish up in 45 minutes yet they have 3 fuggin' hours to create a minute amount of food on a ginormous plate... **yawn!**... cheers.

They’re about 15 feet away when the cloche comes off, they’d have no idea what it was.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear!... Chloe is struggling just after Gary went to great lengths to praise his girl up by telling everyone that she was so way ahead of them... hmmmmm!... I see a recurring pattern here... Chloe struggling... who woulda thunk it?... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Oh my It is painful to watch Chloe......please send her home, she makes me anxious

 

[Evan44]

Ugh, yuck, taking the chicken skin off.
The celebrity chef tonight - totally distracted by the shape of his face[DOUBLEPOST=1527760236][/DOUBLEPOST]Looks like Ben's got this

 

[Fuzz]

LOL. Not much dexterity. Looks like Jack the ripper hacking the chook.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The bearded bloke has that broad aussie twang like Shannon Noll.
"im gonna put me fist up the chickens bum and see what happens ay?"

...ooh gawd!... I just read today that Shannon Noll and Russell Crowe are coming to one of our local Pubs about 3 kms away to put on a concert of some sort to save the Pub... if I hear Shannon wailing from 3 kms away then expect to read news headlines about a cranky old fart that ran amok and killed Shannon Noll the next day!... my defense in court on a murder trial?... "he sang your honour!"... I'm sure that he'll understand somehow?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Ugh, yuck, taking the chicken skin off.
The celebrity chef tonight - totally distracted by the shape of his face[DOUBLEPOST=1527760236][/DOUBLEPOST]Looks like Ben's got this

He really missed his calling by choosing food over piracy.

 

[Fuzz]

Shuddup scallop head. At least Loki knows what the food you cook with looks like.

 

[kxk]

I think that is enough for me.....don't like eliminations, see you for Island talk later

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gina looks like she's in her element tonight... she doesn't have to rely upon the others that put her in this position tonight... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...ooh gawd!... I just read today that Shannon Noll and Russell Crowe are coming to one of our local Pubs about 3 kms away to put on a concert of some sort to save the Pub... if I hear Shannon wailing from 3 kms away then expect to read news headlines about a cranky old fart that ran amok and killed Shannon Noll the next day!... my defense in court on a murder trial?... "he sang your honour!"... I'm sure that he'll understand somehow?... cheers.

Plead before the court. A mercy killing. Outline how much aural damage he has caused to millions of people.
And finish your clemency plea with a heartfelt "What about me?"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think that is enough for me.....don't like eliminations, see you for Island talk later

...oh okay kxk... see you later... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I still don't like Ben, but he does seem to have taken in a lot from Gordon

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Plead before the court. A mercy killing. Outline how much aural damage he has caused to millions of people.
And finish your clemency plea with a heartfelt "What about me?"

...bwahaha!... perhaps you should fly to Sydney to defend me my friend lol!... cheers.