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Masterchef 2018
- Thread starter oddjob
- Start date
..."loki... are you going to play the pin?" asks George...
..."no!" says Loki...
..."EXCELLENT!"... that means that we can kill you to keep Chloe in" says George under his breath... cheers.
..."no!" says Loki...
..."EXCELLENT!"... that means that we can kill you to keep Chloe in" says George under his breath... cheers.
...they all do a massive collective Gasp as they see the dish... it's just food!... it looks like something that I or anyone could dish up in 45 minutes yet they have 3 fuggin' hours to create a minute amount of food on a ginormous plate... **yawn!**... cheers.
...there are over 50 steps in making it?... warning! warning!... wankfest alert everyone!... warning!... warning!... cheers.
oddjob
Well-Known Member
...they all do a massive collective Gasp as they see the dish... it's just food!... it looks like something that I or anyone could dish up in 45 minutes yet they have 3 fuggin' hours to create a minute amount of food on a ginormous plate... **yawn!**... cheers.
They’re about 15 feet away when the cloche comes off, they’d have no idea what it was.
...oh dear!... Chloe is struggling just after Gary went to great lengths to praise his girl up by telling everyone that she was so way ahead of them... hmmmmm!... I see a recurring pattern here... Chloe struggling... who woulda thunk it?... cheers.
The bearded bloke has that broad aussie twang like Shannon Noll.
"im gonna put me fist up the chickens bum and see what happens ay?"
...ooh gawd!... I just read today that Shannon Noll and Russell Crowe are coming to one of our local Pubs about 3 kms away to put on a concert of some sort to save the Pub... if I hear Shannon wailing from 3 kms away then expect to read news headlines about a cranky old fart that ran amok and killed Shannon Noll the next day!... my defense in court on a murder trial?... "he sang your honour!"... I'm sure that he'll understand somehow?... cheers.
oddjob
Well-Known Member
Ugh, yuck, taking the chicken skin off.
The celebrity chef tonight - totally distracted by the shape of his face[DOUBLEPOST=1527760236][/DOUBLEPOST]Looks like Ben's got this
He really missed his calling by choosing food over piracy.
...Gina looks like she's in her element tonight... she doesn't have to rely upon the others that put her in this position tonight... cheers.
Fuzz
Well-Known Member
Plead before the court. A mercy killing. Outline how much aural damage he has caused to millions of people....ooh gawd!... I just read today that Shannon Noll and Russell Crowe are coming to one of our local Pubs about 3 kms away to put on a concert of some sort to save the Pub... if I hear Shannon wailing from 3 kms away then expect to read news headlines about a cranky old fart that ran amok and killed Shannon Noll the next day!... my defense in court on a murder trial?... "he sang your honour!"... I'm sure that he'll understand somehow?... cheers.
And finish your clemency plea with a heartfelt "What about me?"
I think that is enough for me.....don't like eliminations, see you for Island talk later
...oh okay kxk... see you later... cheers.
Plead before the court. A mercy killing. Outline how much aural damage he has caused to millions of people.
And finish your clemency plea with a heartfelt "What about me?"
...bwahaha!... perhaps you should fly to Sydney to defend me my friend lol!... cheers.