Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

Not when Gordon uses it. He's probably been banned.

What kind of a f******g muppet would ban him
Boooooooo.

 

[delcan]

Chloe taking zero responsibility

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Think of all the poor prawns who have died because of the Blue Team tonight.

RIP Prawnies

...bwahahaha!... "never is so much owed by so many for so few" (or something like that ala Winston Churchill)... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Blue team is shambles.

 

[Fuzz]

Gordons deliberate panic poaching is top tier.
Makes George and Garys urgency sound like a teddy bears picnic.
Or should I say chimp and pig picnic since I am referencing George and Gary.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Blue team is shambles.

...yup! yup!... YUP!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

...yup! yup!... YUP!... cheers.

Can we just eliminate them all? Horrible.

 

[Fuzz]

Yesssssss.
Good signs. Gordo flingin stuff.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gordon's on fire tonight isn't he?... lol!... (no... nobody has set him on fire out of frustration yet lol!)... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Yesss. Bleeped out but it was there.
Gordo chucking stuff is always followed soon by the F word.

 

[delcan]

Yesssssss.
Good signs. Gordo flingin stuff.

I'd be flinging stuff at these muppets as well!

 

[Meglos]

Jo : I'm great with seafood

Ben : I'm great at everything.

I'd like to see these two fail just for that.

Oh and :
"Rub the pork like it's a girlfriend."

 

[Fuzz]

I'd be flinging stuff at these muppets as well!

LOL. We are watching Muppetchef.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Can we just eliminate them all? Horrible.

...this definitely isn't their finest hour is it?... what a complete shitfest this is... they're running around as if somebody has taken a dump on top of an Ant hill with all of the Ants panicking and thinking of something to do about it... they have no idea... great leadership Chloe... cheers.

 

[Affable]

I feel we are getting robbed off a great Gordon moment:

"You, you, you, you, you, you and you. Fuck off"

 

[kxk]

How do you cook pork belly?
Do you just do it like a roast?

 

[Fuzz]

Jo : I'm great with seafood

Ben : I'm great at everything.

I'd like to see these two fail just for that.

Oh and :
"Rub the pork like it's a girlfriend."

Perfect emoji Meglos. Shock. Horror. Dismay. Curiosity.
Contained in one superbly timed emoji.

 

[Fuzz]

I feel we are getting robbed off a great Gordon moment:

"You, you, you, you, you, you and you. Fuck off"

Ahhhhhh. Grand memories of Hells Kitchen. Thanks @Affable

 

[delcan]

How do you cook pork belly?
Do you just do it like a roast?

Yes, ramp up the heat to start of with to get the crispy crackling, then lower the heat to cook the meat through

 

[Fuzz]

How do you cook pork belly?
Do you just do it like a roast?

Invite gary round for a sauna.