Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

Think outside a box of vegetables. Mensa material.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...he wants his Mussels to release all of their juices... um... I 'll leave that one alone methinks!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Aren’t tomatoes a fruit?

 

[kxk]

This must be rating well, is it???
There isn't much else on to compete

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... that was it?... that was Gordon's 'rant'?... **YAWN**... what a complete soft on that was!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Aren’t tomatoes a fruit?

Yeah, I noticed they had mushrooms in the Vegetables as well - it's Fungi, not Vegies

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Aren’t tomatoes a fruit?

...I thought that too actually oddjob... don't tell me that Gordon doesn't know that... I'd be devastated!... perhaps we are wrong?... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

This must be rating well, is it???
There isn't much else on to compete

Ernie Dingo on WDYTYA? looked interesting. I might watch it later if I remember.

 

[Fuzz]

Aren’t tomatoes a fruit?

They are indeed oddjob. But some of these aspiring masterchefs dont even know what a scallop is.
Seriously. Shows you have to have little to no knowledge of food at all to get on the show.
However your backstory must include fresh ingredients of soppiness and heartstring pulling.
So the Masterchef orchestra can crank up the "awwwww" concerto.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This must be rating well, is it???
There isn't much else on to compete

...up against 'Love Muscle Island' on 'Go!' it might have some competition because it's a new show perhaps but other than that I imagine that Masterchef is rating it's tits off kxk... cheers.

 

[delcan]

You could put meat with the potatoes. What was she going to do with the bloody prunes?

 

[Fuzz]

Hurrah.
A swear word.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...my God Samira is so adorable!... what a sweet endearing lady she is... I wonder what nationality background she comes from?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Scotsman has some pink eye happening

 

[kxk]

Love - is 8.30
Just the dumb house fight on 7 then


Later if you want something to watch, looking forward to the history show starting 8.30, different era each week, this is my favourite genre, UK have done fab shows in this genre
Back In Time For Dinner
'The 1950s'

ABC, 8:30pm, Tue, 29 May 2018, 60 minutes

 

[delcan]

...my God Samira is so adorable!... what a sweet endearing lady she is... I wonder what nationality background she comes from?... cheers.

Azerbaijan. I'm not sure what the people of Azerbaijan call themselves

 

[oddjob]

Gordon looks like he’s actually enjoying himself.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gordon really is rattling the 'Chefs' so that they get their pins lol!... well done Gordon!... (he's starting to win me over more so than before at this rate)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Crank it up Gordo.
Please fulfil my desire and call someone a f*****g muppet. Im not choosy as to who just do it man!

 

[delcan]

Azerbaijan. I'm not sure what the people of Azerbaijan call themselves

They call themselves Azerbaijani