Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

But if you’re gonna pay 50 bucks for it, you’d want the chef to spend 75 minutes on it.

If I ever spent 50 bucks on a burger Id want the chef to feed it to me bite by bite to make it some kind of gastronomic event to justify the 50 bucks.

 

[delcan]

Brendan and Khanh's ideas sound much better

 

[Affable]

Come on Brendan!

 

[Fuzz]

Call her a muppet!

 

[oddjob]

Katsu curry burger, I’d try it.

 

[delcan]

I hope Samira's dish works out

 

[Affable]

LOL. "Like my blood pressure is rising".

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ewww, polenta and prawns

Yeah, I don't get polenta at all

...haha!... my sweet darling wife and myself were in Coles once and were looking for polenta for ages and after a while Mrs Sticky walked up to a female assistant and asked her "could you please tell me in which aisle the Placenta is?"... the female assistant just burst into laughter but knew exactly what she was after and told her... the look on my sweet darling wife's face was pure Gold lol!... I just wish that I had time to take a photo of it lol!... true story... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Just please don’t offer to spread her buns, Gordon.

 

[Fuzz]

...haha!... my sweet darling wife and myself were in Coles once and were looking for polenta for ages and after a while Mrs Sticky walked up to a female assistant and asked her "could you please tell me in which aisle the Placenta is?"... the female assistant just burst into laughter but knew exactly what she was after and told her... the look on my sweet darling wife's face was pure Gold lol!... I just wish that I had time to take a photo of it lol!... true story... cheers.

Placenta would definitely qualify as the hero of a dish.

 

[delcan]

...haha!... my sweet darling wife and myself were in Coles once and were looking for polenta for ages and after a while Mrs Sticky walked up to a female assistant and asked her "could you please tell me in which aisle the Placenta is?"... the female assistant just burst into laughter but knew exactly what she was after and told her... the look on my sweet darling wife's face was pure Gold lol!... I just wish that I had time to take a photo of it lol!... true story... cheers.

Lol, it's such a weird word. And a weird food

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Just please don’t offer to spread her buns, Gordon.

...**snort!... giggle giggle!**... that is so fuggin' funny oddjob!... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

LOL of course polenta lets you down

 

[delcan]

Come on Brendan!

 

[kxk]

Creepy guy's dish sounds boring

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I was reading in this weeks TV Week that Michelle hopes to have her own cooking show one day... um... yeah!... riiiiiiiight!... it's never going to happen sweetie... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Cmon. Panic music for a burger to be made in 75 mins? LOL

 

[oddjob]

75 minutes and you haven’t got time to cook your burger through?

 

[delcan]

Bottom 3: Michelle, Chloe, Ben

Top 3: Khanh, Brendan and Hoda/Samira

 

[delcan]

...I was reading in this weeks TV Week that Michelle hopes to have her own cooking show one day... um... yeah!... riiiiiiiight!... it's never going to happen sweetie... cheers.

She stresses me out