Not him, ha ha. I mean Michael.
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Bachelor In Paradise 2018
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Not him, ha ha. I mean Michael.
...haha!... for once it lived up to it's hype FatPants... that make's a change lol!... cheers.
...hahaha!... oh thank god for that Affable... the visions in my head with Luke as the Bachelor were running into 10,000 potential Photoshops!... lol!... thanks for putting me straight about that my friend lol!... cheers
FatPants
Dogs are the best people
Well Simone's got her hands all over Apollo in the promo, so the shit show will have new life next week.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com.au/bachelor/bachelor-in-paradise-spoilers-26399
Poor Ali.
That Instagram chat looks interesting as well. Luke and Lisa don't seem to get along at all.
Poor Ali.
That Instagram chat looks interesting as well. Luke and Lisa don't seem to get along at all.
well Nina - don’t want to kiss someone to the very end ... had no issues pashing Sam Wood to break a world record did you!?!
And after spending 10 days with Eden (minus 1 or 2 you spent salivating over that dirt bag Canadian who would hump a lampost if it cast a shadow in his direction) if you didn’t feel any urge to kiss him or give him any real sign of hope wellllllll yeah - you don’t get the rose! You sat there and told Grant you wished Daniel was there - Eden was just the safety net until something better comes along.
Eden seems like a really nice, fun guy ... by the look of the promo Elora isnt into him at all so I doubt he’ll last much longer ...
I dont like Elora - I think she’s got a real bitchy side to her ... and ... not just my cup of tea as a human being ....
lol @ Jarrod dropping Simone - but how telling was it that she just laughed and enjoyed the date.
I still think Jarrod is like a moth to a flame with Keira ... and vise versa ... Jarrod being strong-willed enough to tell her Enough and walk away is exactly what she needs ..... like the screaming tantrum throwing toddler in the store ... mum walks away and disappears out of sight - instant end to tantrum and desparate search for mummy ensues ...
Luke got what he deserved - smugly complacent never looks good.
Michael did the right thing - and his saying that he’s not playing survivor - and wanting to give a rose to someone he genuinely wanted to spend time with really was so good. I’m really impresses with him after tonight’s show. It was a hard thing to do because it meant throwing a spanner in the works for Luke.
I wonder though if Lisa gently lets him down and goes back to Luke and causes him to leave in the end ...
Keira - enough crying now - with all the injectibles its making for really horrendous crying face ... NOT good!! And it also looks put on and fake ...
I am glad Luke saved Keira over Nina - I would prefer not to see that funny tongue thing Nina does all the time
Watched the After Show ... Osher interviewing Nina then brings in Eden ... he let Nina of lightly - should have shown Eden more clips of her in pool with Daniel and the flirting that went on ...
And after spending 10 days with Eden (minus 1 or 2 you spent salivating over that dirt bag Canadian who would hump a lampost if it cast a shadow in his direction) if you didn’t feel any urge to kiss him or give him any real sign of hope wellllllll yeah - you don’t get the rose! You sat there and told Grant you wished Daniel was there - Eden was just the safety net until something better comes along.
Eden seems like a really nice, fun guy ... by the look of the promo Elora isnt into him at all so I doubt he’ll last much longer ...
I dont like Elora - I think she’s got a real bitchy side to her ... and ... not just my cup of tea as a human being ....
lol @ Jarrod dropping Simone - but how telling was it that she just laughed and enjoyed the date.
I still think Jarrod is like a moth to a flame with Keira ... and vise versa ... Jarrod being strong-willed enough to tell her Enough and walk away is exactly what she needs ..... like the screaming tantrum throwing toddler in the store ... mum walks away and disappears out of sight - instant end to tantrum and desparate search for mummy ensues ...
Luke got what he deserved - smugly complacent never looks good.
Michael did the right thing - and his saying that he’s not playing survivor - and wanting to give a rose to someone he genuinely wanted to spend time with really was so good. I’m really impresses with him after tonight’s show. It was a hard thing to do because it meant throwing a spanner in the works for Luke.
I wonder though if Lisa gently lets him down and goes back to Luke and causes him to leave in the end ...
Keira - enough crying now - with all the injectibles its making for really horrendous crying face ... NOT good!! And it also looks put on and fake ...
I am glad Luke saved Keira over Nina - I would prefer not to see that funny tongue thing Nina does all the time
Watched the After Show ... Osher interviewing Nina then brings in Eden ... he let Nina of lightly - should have shown Eden more clips of her in pool with Daniel and the flirting that went on ...
i think they meant Michael campaigning for Bachelor but I think it was his fans telling him he should more than him wanting it
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...I just saw that promo... she looks like she was getting along with him until the 'Tahitian Princess' **snort!... snigger snigger**... butts in and she storms away... at least Jarrod would be pleased about that lol!... and... I'm starting to think that reepbot (where was he tonight?) may be right... now that Keira was kept in by Luke... Jarrod and her may actually end up together afterall lol!... cheers.
yes but the Honeybadger bogan might bring that idea tumbling right back down again. I would much prefer a total stranger - no 2nd timers ...
FatPants
Dogs are the best people
Yeah, definitely only famous or people with a profile for the bachelor/bachelorette franchise from now on.
FatPants
Dogs are the best people
They are totally going to end up together but it's going to be such a dysfunctional relationship.
Columbo
Never again
beautifully dysfunctional.
Columbo
Never again
hooray!
...even though I'm a newbie to the Bach franchise I totally agree crimmy... no second best for us please... the level of Z-grade listers being rehashed this time around (a first for me) proves that... I'd like it to be like the early years of Big Brother whereas we never knew ANY of them because there was no 'Instagram/YouTube and Twitter' etc... aaaaaaaah!... the good ol' days eh?... cheers.