Bachelor In Paradise 2018

[crimmy]

...I actually groaned when Elora walked in... I really couldn't stand Elora in her Bach season... there was such a big hoo ha about her being the 'Tahitian Goddess' and everything but I found her to be so bland and boring to be honest... each to their own I guess?... cheers.

Yeah I never got anything but zzzzzzzzzz from her myself ... very over-rated

 

[Columbo]

elsnora[DOUBLEPOST=1523358317][/DOUBLEPOST]but seriously, she is very attractive.

 

[crimmy]

...totally off subject but my sweet darling wife and myself pick up our brand new 'Mazda Akera CX 5' on Friday... I can't wait... it'll be our last car to buy I imagine... the colour is 'Artic Flash'... haha!... yes... whateva!... it's a sort of dark Bronze Brown colour... 'Arctic Flash'... ha!... whoever thought up that name for a colour should find a new career methinks!... lol!... cheers.

noice! I have a CX5 .... love it!

 

[davidftw]

Our Queen Laurina left? I was watching and this didn't seem to happen. So confused.

At this point you can't blame the singles for wanting out. Hanging around four-loved up couples while you have exactly zero prospects would become utterly depressing. This show almost needs double the people. The entire show has fallen on the shoulders of Jarrod and Keira because nothing else is happening.

They need to spice this up by voting people out, not in.

 

[Columbo]

things i loved about tonight: megan's hair.

 

[crimmy]

ok so Laurina leaves ... yet she’s been doing publicity for the show ... and seemed friendly with Michael ... he apparently leaves ... maybe they got together AFTER the show

 

[davidftw]

Bringing Apollo in now seems like a waste of time from a love perspective. He should have been there DAY ONE. Huge mistake. Massive.

Urgh, they are going to try to hook him up with Elora. Noooooooo.

 

[Columbo]

Our Queen Laurina left? I was watching and this didn't seem to happen. So confused.

At this point you can't blame the singles for wanting out. Hanging around four-loved up couples while you have exactly zero prospects would become utterly depressing. This show almost needs double the people. The entire show has fallen on the shoulders of Jarrod and Keira because nothing else is happening.

They need to spice this up by voting people out, not in.

keirod are the stars of the show.

 

[Affable]

Ali is the true star of the show.

 

[Columbo]

Ali is the true star of the show.

so true. a very beautiful young woman.

 

[crimmy]

if Michael was thinking Simone was the last of the new women and he wasn’t interested I can understand him wanting to leave ... is there any truth to the rumours Nicki (runner up in Richie’s season of the Bachelor) is coming in?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...perhaps they've accidentally released that a day too early or something FatPants?... ha!... perhaps her and Michael walk out TOGETHER and live happily ever after?... lol!... now THAT would be a twist and a half wouldn't it?... cheers.

ok so Laurina leaves ... yet she’s been doing publicity for the show ... and seemed friendly with Michael ... he apparently leaves ... maybe they got together AFTER the show

...haha!... two minds thinking alike there crimmy lol!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

so last night Jarrod was being criticised for being hypocritical ... and then incomes Keira on her high horse tonight ... and Jarrod loves the drama she creates ... god this relationship must be hell on wheels ... whatever floats yourboat I guess

 

[Columbo]

the keirod rollercoaster relationship is rather exciting.

 

[crimmy]

...haha!... two minds thinking alike there crimmy lol!... cheers.

well they are also the oldest in the bunch arent they ... neither one is stupid ... they can plainly see noone is their that interests them

I still maintain Laurina would not like to have to be the one asking someone on the date - she would want to be pursued

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

if Michael was thinking Simone was the last of the new women and he wasn’t interested I can understand him wanting to leave ... is there any truth to the rumours Nicki (runner up in Richie’s season of the Bachelor) is coming in?

...I don't know crimmy but if earlier rumours were true that Michael does walk and that there were a couple of others that went too then the Producers would be shitting razorblades I imagine?.. so if that is the case perhaps the Producers have panicked and have done emergency call-ups of other past Bach's to fill the void?... who knows really?... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

the keirod rollercoaster relationship is rather exciting.

popcorn anyone..

 

[crimmy]

...I don't know crimmy but if earlier rumours were true that Michael does walk and that there were a couple of others that went too then the Producers would be shitting razorblades I imagine?.. so if that is the case perhaps the Producers have panicked and have done emergency call-ups of other past Bach's to fill the void?... who knows really?... cheers.

I would have liked to see Cam Cranley ... I think he passed on it because he was in the running to be Bachelor ... til they made the horrendous judgement call and chose the Honeybadger

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

well they are also the oldest in the bunch arent they ... neither one is stupid ... they can plainly see noone is their that interests them

I still maintain Laurina would not like to have to be the one asking someone on the date - she would want to be pursued

...I totally agree crimmy... Laurina has a lot of self pride... she would never throw herself at a man in the slim hope that he decide to 'take her on'... and I wouldn't expect her too either... she's way too 'classy' for that... a true lady indeed... and good on her for being so too!... she's a gorgeous young lady for sure... cheers.

 

[davidftw]

So what is END GAME on this show? Does someone win? It all just seems like a forgone conclusion at this point. Does this always happen, so they hold off on rolling in an *APOLLO* to flex his pecks to distract viewers from the dullness of it all?