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Bachelor In Paradise 2018

..."and stay out!"... bloody visitors!...my normal visitors know better lol!... oh well... I'll have to catch up on Tenplay I guess?... cheers.
 
Just when you think they can't find a bigger dickhead than Brett, in walks The Canadian™. And what's worse, he's like a 0/10. Leave.

Mack needs to go home. For his own good. I can't watch anymore.

I was seriously expecting Leah to hump The American™ guy's leg. Girlfriend gets hot for any guy with a pulse.

Luke and Lisa win the prize for most boring couple to make it to the end. It's gonna happen, we just won't see any of it.

If this doesn't end with a Tara/Sam wedding I will eat my scrunched up cowboy hat.

Jarrod is yet again the best part of this show. What.

AND WHERE IS APOLLO? I'm tired of asking. This isn't funny anymore.
 
Would it have been funny if the strategically placed local man had let the Canadian get swept up the river? No? Just me then.
 
It was satisfying that Ali dumped Michael as well as Mack. She stuck to her promise that she wasn't going to lead anyone on, which they don't all do. And now Michael has time to scramble, he could probably get Keira or Laurina to give him a rose. Mack is dead in the water regardless.
 
it was like the intruders became a light bulb moment for all the women there that they all didn't all have to stick to the one person in there, that they could branch out their options.
 
It was satisfying that Ali dumped Michael as well as Mack. She stuck to her promise that she wasn't going to lead anyone on, which they don't all do. And now Michael has time to scramble, he could probably get Keira or Laurina to give him a rose. Mack is dead in the water regardless.

the power of ali's charm. she didn't do a thing yet she still had three guys chasing after her like a bunch of puppy dogs. it was good that she recognised her own power during this episode and shut both boys down.
 
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