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Bachelor In Paradise 2018
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Mr Stickyfingers
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...so why are Keira and Jarrod being saved for last?... are those two considered to be the 'big drawcards' or something?... cheers.
FatPants
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Not everyone arrives on the first episode. New people will come in each episode.
Mr Stickyfingers
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...poor ol' Mack... always punching waaaaaaaaaaaaaay above his weight lol!... cheers.
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...oh okay... thanks FatPants... cheers.
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...jeez it shits me when guys call each other 'bro' every ten seconds... get a vocabulary ffs!... cheers.
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...Florence has so much self confidence in herself and controls her own destiny... I really like that... she's in control of the cameras on herself so far too... tonight has been good fun much to my surprise so thanks for the reality check a few days ago Affable lol!... and thanks everyone for giving me info on the former Bach's too... yes... you will see me tomorrow night lol!... cheers.
kxk
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Like 80% or more of men, it is astounding how you guys, almost all of you, think you are worth everything.
Mack likely thinks he is hot
davidftw
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Episode summary in four words or less: Davey, what a douche.
I don't like the fact they are actually making me like Michael (and his neon white veneers). That is not allowed.
Where was Laurina? I mean, how dare they.
No one, literally no one, could possibly fall in love with Keira (except herself).
That dude with a girlfriend is going to be evicted for the drama, you can tell already.
Florence got trashiest edit imaginable. Her boobs hanging out of her top like every second.
We've decided Jarrod actually would be good marriage material. I WANT HIM TO FIND LOVE SO BAD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. #jarrodftw but little hope to be honest. Wah.
I don't like the fact they are actually making me like Michael (and his neon white veneers). That is not allowed.
Where was Laurina? I mean, how dare they.
No one, literally no one, could possibly fall in love with Keira (except herself).
That dude with a girlfriend is going to be evicted for the drama, you can tell already.
Florence got trashiest edit imaginable. Her boobs hanging out of her top like every second.
We've decided Jarrod actually would be good marriage material. I WANT HIM TO FIND LOVE SO BAD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. #jarrodftw but little hope to be honest. Wah.
Meglos
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I enjoyed this. Things we knew : Davey is a dickhead and extremely short, Jake is a player, Keira is mad as a box of frogs, Mackane is a ferengi, Brett isn't even worthy of a place on this show, Luke is a second-rate Lee from Survivor. Blake is a dickhead. Leah is there for the drama.
New information : Florence and Jake "hooked up", Michael has veneers that Keira just can't with anyone but her having them, Tara likes to stir the pot, Florence doesn't like being second choice.
I'm not sure I like the idea of people being eliminated on the basis that they failed to hook up. Nina needs to stay, but who is =going to pick her?
New information : Florence and Jake "hooked up", Michael has veneers that Keira just can't with anyone but her having them, Tara likes to stir the pot, Florence doesn't like being second choice.
I'm not sure I like the idea of people being eliminated on the basis that they failed to hook up. Nina needs to stay, but who is =going to pick her?
sav0001
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Yep.
davidftw
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It looked pretty obvious from the promos that Eden might be the love interest for Nina. He was only in the Sophie Monk season for two minutes so the producers must have seen something in him to bring him back.
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Bachelor in Paradise: Meet the contestants
We tally every Bachelor in Paradise contestant’s claim to fame — and what you can expect from them during this season.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/7cfc706afecf1163d227ac6f4806b970
TEN’S new Bach spin-off, Bachelor In Paradise, starts tonight, with a seemingly endless supply of reality TV veterans marooned on an isolated Fiji resort in search of love.
Bach fans, here’s who you’ll be spending the next several weeks with:
Laurina Fleure, 34 (The Bachelor, Blake Garvey season)
‘Laurina Fleure’ still sounds like a women’s sanitary item to us but you do you babes. Picture: Channel 10Source:Channel 10
What she’s known for: Wailing after Blake took her on a date to Harry’s Cafe De Wheels for, in her words, “dirty street pie.” While that gave her a reputation as a spoiled diva, she later redeemed herself by getting her hands dirty as a contestant onI’m A Celeb.
What to expect: Laurina reveals her exhaustive checklist for a potential suitor in a preview clip for Bachelor In Paradise — see her full list below. Shall we expect another Laurina tantrum when she discovers she’s surrounded by a bunch of guys who just want to pivot from Instagram modelling to breakfast radio?
Laurina wants a man of God. So, like, a monk?Source:Channel 10
Apollo Jackson, 25 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
Who ordered the beefcake? Picture: Justin Lloyd.Source:News Corp Australia
What he’s known for: Being an implausibly beefy professional magician who, let’s be real, was never going to end up with Sophie Monk (he was what, seven when Poison came out?)
What to expect: Shirtless fire twirling! Shirtless swimming! Shirtless dates! If Apollo did pack a shirt for this Fiji adventure, you can bet the Bachelor producers confiscated it on arrival.
Jarrod Woodgate, 32 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
Bloody pollen count.Source:Supplied
What he’s known for: Universally regarded as a stage five clinger, Jarrod reacted to Sophie Monk’s gentle rejection with quiet dignity, bursting into tears and running along a beach towards the horizon.
What to expect: He’s promised a “whole new Jarrod”, and he’s not wrong — he appears to have hooked up with fellow Bach in Paradise cast member Keira. May god have mercy on his soul, she is gonna eat him alive.
Ali Oetjen, 31 (The Bachelor, Tim Robards season)
Ali was on the first season of The Bachelor, making her 117 in reality TV yearsSource:Supplied
What she’s known for: Ali came third on the first season of The Bachelor way back in 2013, providing one of the series’ most painful moments when she leaned in to kiss Tim Robards and was brutally rebuffed. Since then, she has become an Instagram fitness blogger, the natural career path for any and all Bachelorcontestants.
What to expect: A teaser for Bach in Paradise shows several of the male cast members fizzing over her — so a cheeky pash shouldn’t be as hard to come by this time around.
Blake Colman, 30 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
We tally every Bachelor in Paradise contestant’s claim to fame — and what you can expect from them during this season.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/7cfc706afecf1163d227ac6f4806b970
TEN’S new Bach spin-off, Bachelor In Paradise, starts tonight, with a seemingly endless supply of reality TV veterans marooned on an isolated Fiji resort in search of love.
Bach fans, here’s who you’ll be spending the next several weeks with:
Laurina Fleure, 34 (The Bachelor, Blake Garvey season)
‘Laurina Fleure’ still sounds like a women’s sanitary item to us but you do you babes. Picture: Channel 10Source:Channel 10
What she’s known for: Wailing after Blake took her on a date to Harry’s Cafe De Wheels for, in her words, “dirty street pie.” While that gave her a reputation as a spoiled diva, she later redeemed herself by getting her hands dirty as a contestant onI’m A Celeb.
What to expect: Laurina reveals her exhaustive checklist for a potential suitor in a preview clip for Bachelor In Paradise — see her full list below. Shall we expect another Laurina tantrum when she discovers she’s surrounded by a bunch of guys who just want to pivot from Instagram modelling to breakfast radio?
Laurina wants a man of God. So, like, a monk?Source:Channel 10
Apollo Jackson, 25 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
Who ordered the beefcake? Picture: Justin Lloyd.Source:News Corp Australia
What he’s known for: Being an implausibly beefy professional magician who, let’s be real, was never going to end up with Sophie Monk (he was what, seven when Poison came out?)
What to expect: Shirtless fire twirling! Shirtless swimming! Shirtless dates! If Apollo did pack a shirt for this Fiji adventure, you can bet the Bachelor producers confiscated it on arrival.
Jarrod Woodgate, 32 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
Bloody pollen count.Source:Supplied
What he’s known for: Universally regarded as a stage five clinger, Jarrod reacted to Sophie Monk’s gentle rejection with quiet dignity, bursting into tears and running along a beach towards the horizon.
What to expect: He’s promised a “whole new Jarrod”, and he’s not wrong — he appears to have hooked up with fellow Bach in Paradise cast member Keira. May god have mercy on his soul, she is gonna eat him alive.
Ali Oetjen, 31 (The Bachelor, Tim Robards season)
Ali was on the first season of The Bachelor, making her 117 in reality TV yearsSource:Supplied
What she’s known for: Ali came third on the first season of The Bachelor way back in 2013, providing one of the series’ most painful moments when she leaned in to kiss Tim Robards and was brutally rebuffed. Since then, she has become an Instagram fitness blogger, the natural career path for any and all Bachelorcontestants.
What to expect: A teaser for Bach in Paradise shows several of the male cast members fizzing over her — so a cheeky pash shouldn’t be as hard to come by this time around.
Blake Colman, 30 (The Bachelorette, Sophie Monk’s season)
