The Bachelor 2017

[Melore]

...I'm sure that they said that the river is in The Blue Mountains... if so... that's near me... cheers.

Glenbrook Creek and Jellyfish Pool for Elora's date.

I just looked up Spicer's Sangoma Retreat - it's somewhere called Bowen Mountain. $1,166 plus per night!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Jennifer hasn't even been on a singles date yet has she?... cheers.

 

[Melore]

...so... I'm assuming that Matty and Elora did some horizontal gymnastics last night but they haven't let on as of yet?... so what do you all reckon folks?... did they?... yay or nay?... cheers.

Matty said something prissy about deciding not to accept Elora's invitation. (More slut-shaming.)

 

[kxk]

Nope, aussie don't do sex on tv, we are waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy behind other countries, they bonk away in the UK

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Glenbrook Creek and Jellyfish Pool for Elora's date.

I just looked up Spicer's Sangoma Retreat - it's somewhere called Bowen Mountain. $1,166 plus per night!

...haha!... that's about 10 to 15 Kilometres away from where I live at South Windsor lol!... I thought that it looked familiar... I've actually been there!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

O.M.G..........Trainwreck

 

[kxk]

Smack him.....he hasn't even given you the time of day

lucky you Mr sticky, gorgeous looking where you live

 

[Affable]

I hope Sharlene tears him apart.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well that backfired on Sharlene? is it?... didn't it?... what a bimboid!... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Who Matty, is he a bimboid?
Girl just wants to know if she may as well go home

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/898130062599311360

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I liked the way that she approached him and said... "hello Matty... I'm one of the Bachelorettes!"... bwahahaha!... oh dear... isn't THAT going to bruise his widdle diddums ego or what?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

...Matty's 'sudden' pashing lunge while the girl is talking is wearing a bit thin now isn't it?... you need more material Matty... cheers.

I'm glad another male mentioned this, because, yes, it creeped me out a bit last night. It was like "shut up, I don't care what you're saying, I just want a pash, now." The way he honed in was just... either creepy or clueless. Does that actually work on women who haven't signed up for this show?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...way to humiliate a girl on National TV Matty you dickweed!... what a tosser!... he's obviously been scripted to weed a few of them out quickly or what?... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Damn girl should of smacked that smug face.....contracted & illegal but still...at least give the guy a serve verbally

 

[FatPants]

At least he was honest.

 

[Meglos]

"Are we going for dessert?> Because not many men like dessert"
WHAT? This is clearly the wrong show for me, I thought everyone liked dessert.

 

[twist]

He's not into Pugs ... well of course DITCH him!

And he doesn't like musical theatre, Georgia did a lot of that. Weird.

 

[kxk]

She was already dressed for travel, set up much[DOUBLEPOST=1502966332][/DOUBLEPOST]

"Are we going for dessert?> Because not many men like dessert"
WHAT? This is clearly the wrong show for me, I thought everyone liked dessert.

ESPECIALLY males in my experience, have seen one eat a whole dessert tray

 

[FatPants]

Why are they having the rose ceremony? Someone has already left tonight?