Masterchef 2017

[Isee]

A brownie. Surely this has to be one hell of a brownie to be at this stage of the competition.

 

[Meglos]

This is it folks, Sparklepony's last stand. She'll probably be back narrating from BEYOND THE GRAVE, but I reckon she's gone tonight.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hi oddjob... prepare yourself for mountains of dumplings coming your way my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This is it folks, Sparklepony's last stand. She'll probably be back narrating from BEYOND THE GRAVE, but I reckon she's gone tonight.

...I think that she's going too Meglos... let's all pray and hope eh?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Isn't a brownie what Gary & George get from having their noses stuck up Tamara's butt all season? Sorry for that image...

 

[delcan]

Gary giving Diana advice on Asian cooking. Um, I think she knows better than you[DOUBLEPOST=1500543848][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm surprised she isn't using packet mix for her brownie

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I loved the way that they badgered Diana but are asking Tamara for her friggin' life story... yeah good one boys!... arseholes!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Kitch I think thats me Gary... Truest thing you have said all season princess Sparkles

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Isn't a brownie what Gary & George get from having their noses stuck up Tamara's butt all season? Sorry for that image...

...bwahahaha!... my first crackup for the night Meglos!... well done you!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Isn't a brownie what Gary & George get from having their noses stuck up Tamara's butt all season? Sorry for that image...

We were all thinking it. Weren't we? Back me up here guys.

 

[Melore]

Well, Tamara's safe. At this stage she could serve them a literal shit in a foil wrap and they'd declare it innovation and just... yum.

 

[oddjob]

A brownie. Surely this has to be one hell of a brownie to be at this stage of the competition.

A bitter spicy brownie served in a orange, no less.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

We were all thinking it. Weren't we? Back me up here guys.

...I'll back you up in that oddjob... in fact... a Photoshop image comes into mind... but no... methinks!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I just want to see that clip of Karlie's family and her dad talking Mandarin.

Shut up, Ms Getaway presenter!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so that's 7 times now... it's a 'campfire' theme right Tamara?... can you remind us just one more fuggin' time please?... bitch!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I love that sweet Diana doesn't brag and just cooks... I so hope that she wins this tonight... please let it be bitchface that goes... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... Tamara's using dry ice eh?... yup!... doing that will win this for you tonight for sure you bimboid Tamara!... what a flosshead!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

They are fucking with us. Making us think there is hope she could go. we know the judges will save her ass again!

 

[Meglos]

Starting here. See you all on the other side when Diana is safe!

 

[Desertsands]

One thing that has been noticeable throughout this season, and was further illustrated last night - Tamara is hopeless in service challenges, and when she has to answer to somebody else other than her usual 3 trusty middle aged male judges, she doesn't cope too well.
Ben on the other hand, and Diana and Karlie too - good work ethic.
Here's hoping the princess finally gets her marching orders tonight, because I think that Karlie and Diana overall are far better cooks, and Tamara surely can't try to again make dumplings or macaroons

Mmm chocolate orange dumplings!