Masterchef 2017

Fuzz said:
You want conceptual?
Just serve a mound of salt on a plate with a fish on top.
Grandly call it "The dead sea"
Heston would bust a nut.
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...hahahaha!... that actually sounds yummy!... you should go on this show next year my friend lol!... no... REALLY!... lol!... cheers.
 
...well thanks for a great night you wonderful folks!... I LUV'S YA ALL!!!!!... I'll go around to my brothers place tomorrow and will sort him out for daring to ring me during my show lol!... how double dare he!!!!!... lol!... and we reached over the 200 pages mark!... well done all... how good is that?... you should be so proud of yourself for starting this thread up delcan... well done!... thanks all... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...hahahaha!... that actually sounds yummy!... you should go on this show next year my friend lol!... no... REALLY!... lol!... cheers.
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I think I'd be reasonably proficient in the "conceptual" category. Actual cooking might be a problem.
I'd do it for the challenge. Not to win. But to contrive a series of events during a pressure test which would entail impaling gary on a rotisserie with an apple in his mouth.
Then tell Heston smugly that he might have a fat duck but Ive got a fat pig.:D
 
Fuzz said:
I think I'd be reasonably proficient in the "conceptual" category. Actual cooking might be a problem.
I'd do it for the challenge. Not to win. But to contrive a series of events during a pressure test which would entail impaling gary on a rotisserie with an apple in his mouth.
Then tell Heston smugly that he might have a fat duck but Ive got a fat pig.:D
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...bwahahaha!... you are on fire tonight Fuzz lol!... so funny!... cheers.
 
Fuzz said:
I think I'd be reasonably proficient in the "conceptual" category. Actual cooking might be a problem.
I'd do it for the challenge. Not to win. But to contrive a series of events during a pressure test which would entail impaling gary on a rotisserie with an apple in his mouth.
Then tell Heston smugly that he might have a fat duck but Ive got a fat pig.:D
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Add a pretentious JUS and a dipping sauce of wannabe and I might try it.
 
I just went down a Twitter wormhole. Most of this years contestants are "following" each other. Matt is not following any of this year contestants. I don't think George has Twitter.

Gary is following Tamara. She is the only contestant from the year I can see he is following. Very, very, very worrisome
 
delcan said:
I just went down a Twitter wormhole. Most of this years contestants are "following" each other. Matt is not following any of this year contestants. I don't think George has Twitter.

Gary is following Tamara. She is the only contestant from the year I can see he is following. Very, very, very worrisome
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She should call the cops.
 
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