Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

I was hearing a lot of Jews instead of Jus tonight as well.

They should just call it what it is, GRAVY.
And I mean the stuff with no added anything, maybe a little water.

 

[Fuzz]

Gary. Stop self-cannibalizing.Thats not how you lose weight. Its counter-productive.

 

[Tuttle]

...hahaha!... this is a classic battle of the 'blond bimboid Captains' today lol!... I'd say the 'battle of the minds' but that both have to have a mind for me to say that technically don't they?... cheers.

George called BOTH teams off dessert prep.
I really wish they would NOT interfere at all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I was hearing a lot of Jews instead of Jus tonight as well.

...hahaha!... I'm so glad that you said that delcan because I thought that it was just me!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Who'd want to be a chef? The whole thing is so damn tense.

And then you get a leaf and a smear as your vegetable quotient.[DOUBLEPOST=1497955124][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, noes. No salty sauce!

 

[delcan]

Oh, yeah, Nicole, because you were so calm before.

Yeah, I'm not feeling comfortable with the way Michelle is being treated. I hope I'm wrong

 

[Isee]

I was thinking that last night as well - as if precious George, Gary or Heston would have ever had to have worked in these conditions

I found it hilarious that they set up a marquee for them to taste under yesterday - stuff the fact the others had to cook out in that.

 

[Fuzz]

...hahaha!... I'm so glad that you said that delcan because I thought that it was just me!... lol!... cheers.

Thats what happens when you get a bunch of tv wannabes and not true cooks.
They even fail at "Jus school". They get weeks of preparation to learn the enunciation of all wanky food lingo.
Yet they still fail.
Odd really. You'd think a bunch of wannabe celebs would be able to learn lines.

 

[Tuttle]

So salt on top is okay? Right.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so hate it when they paint some slop stuff onto a plate before they add everything else... whoever thought of that wanky crap needs to be kicked in his happy sacks really hard!... I just so hate them doing that crap!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

YESSSS!!!! Red in elimination, surely!

 

[delcan]

Ben and Arum are such good people in a Team. No ego. It's not about them, it's about the team

They are the sort of people you would want to employ.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

YESSSS!!!! Red in elimination, surely!

...but... but.... but Tamara's on that team Tuttle!... no way!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...but... but.... but Tamara's on that team Tuttle!... no way!... lol!... cheers.

They can oust Nicole.

 

[oddjob]

Man this episode is really irritating. I'm itching and scratching all over.

 

[Fuzz]

You want conceptual?
Just serve a mound of salt on a plate with a fish on top.
Grandly call it "The dead sea"
Heston would bust a nut.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so... Blue team's main was even better than Tamara's eh?... that won't matter at all I'm afraid... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Blue had better concepts.
Red didn't (thanks to the lack of direction)

YES!!!

 

[delcan]

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my boys Arum and Ben!

 

[Tuttle]

Bugger, they cleaned it up, should have been half a packet of smokes. LOL