Masterchef 2017

[delcan]

...sorry... I was just on the phone... grrrrrr!... cheers.

Who calls during Masterchef? Rude!

 

[Tuttle]

Notice how the princess stops what she's doing when she talks?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so hope that Tamara's team lose this... whoever else is on her side should easily beat her in the next cook for elimination regardless of what Gary and George try to do... aw fuck!... who the hell am I kidding?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Is Tamara giving tips on the duck????

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Who calls during Masterchef? Rude!

...my younger brother... I'll give him a knuckle sandwich tomorrow lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Arum is looking like a pink eyed rabbit.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Notice how the princess stops what she's doing when she talks?

...it's so that she makes sure that her best side is facing the camera... that's why she always bends over... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Boy, this is tense. And all the pink eyes. No wonder Arum's are so sore and red, put your sunnies on!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Arum is looking like a pink eyed rabbit.

...most likely that sex orgy and drugs that they all had last night has caught up with him today... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Tamara even going up against the judges in the silly hat looks.
Doesnt even care that the French Foreign Legion has been rarely sighted in Mildura for quite some time.
Fierce competitor she is.

 

[Melore]

I wish they'd do sweep over that pinky looking water behind them. Very interesting.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...surely being out in the glaring Sun on that salty plain must be bloody hot and so bright on the eyes that it could be doing them all some damage?... it must be!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

...it's so that she makes sure that her best side is facing the camera... that's why she always bends over... cheers.

She has also missed the memo that legionnaires cps are seriously so uncool that primary students don't wear them. And if little prick Stefano Di Pieri is there ill spit.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Tamara even going up against the judges in the silly hat looks.
Doesnt even care that the French Foreign Legion has been rarely sighted in Mildura for quite some time.
Fierce competitor she is.

...bwahahaha!... my first tonight!... haha!... well done Fuzz... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...most likely that sex orgy and drugs that they all had last night has caught up with him today... cheers.

Maybe he's been snorting the pink salt.

 

[Tuttle]

...surely being out in the glaring Sun on that salty plain must be bloody hot and so bright on the eyes that it could be doing them all some damage?... it must be!... cheers.

Not sure why Arum isn't wearing his sunglasses during the cook, everyone else seems to be.

 

[Fuzz]

She has also missed the memo that legionnaires cps are seriously so uncool that primary students don't wear them. And if little prick Stefano Di Pieri is there ill spit.

Stefano is the King of Mildura.
Tough gig. Especially when you have to upkeep the Franco Cozzo accent for over a decade.

 

[Tuttle]

Jesus George, you were just so rude to Michelle then.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Maybe he's been snorting the pink salt.

...bwahaha!... my second crack-up straight after Fuzz!... funny as... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

So, if the theme is air, why the crap about the salt being missing?