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Masterchef 2017

...aw bloody hell!... such drivel coming out of their fat gobs... seriously boys?... you just sound so pathetic!... I'm just laughing my guts out at Tamara pretending that they may be going into the elimination round lol!... she looked like she was about to cry!... don't overact Tamara... you might lose your 'credibility' **snort**... lol!... cheers.
 
...well there you have it folks!... a truly fluffed up episode to state the bleeding obvious that it was always going to be a boys team that was going to join the two girls on the elimination bench...who would've thunk it eh?... ALL OF AUSTRALIA THAT'S WHO!... lol!... but it's been such fun anyway... I'm still not managing to find time to rip shred of The Hess yet though so far... he's not usually on long enough to pick shit out of lol!... I'll try even harder tomorrow night okay?... lol!... anyhow... thanks everyone for a great time tonight... cheers.
 
oddjob said:
The more Callan tries to impress Heston the worse he does.
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Haha, sounds like my dating life!

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Mr Stickyfingers said:
...well there you have it folks!... a truly fluffed up episode to state the bleeding obvious that it was always going to be a boys team that was going to join the two girls on the elimination bench...who would've thunk it eh?... ALL OF AUSTRALIA THAT'S WHO!... lol!... but it's been such fun anyway... I'm still not managing to find time to rip shred of The Hess yet though so far... he's not usually on long enough to pick shit out of lol!... I'll try even harder tomorrow night okay?... lol!... anyhow... thanks everyone for a great time tonight... cheers.
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In your defence, it's hard to pick on your preferred target when you have to deal with the dropkick judges getting in the way.
And the princess.
 
Tuttle said:
In your defence, it's hard to pick on your preferred target when you have to deal with the dropkick judges getting in the way.
And the princess.
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...haha!... I never thought of it like that Tuttle... thanks... now I don't feel quite so inadequate now sweetness... you truly are a good friend lol!... cheers.
 
Tuttle said:
Agreed, he has to learn to go his own way, not listen to the crappy judges, and do what he feels is right.
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Tough tho. Heston is like a pop star to him.
And Im sure Gary and George have well versed all the contestants in the value of heaping praise and being in awe of their meta-cookery powers.
Maybe he should try wearing a bra tomorrow night.
Cant look any more ridiculous than those sex offender hats.:D
 
All the raw meat on this show makes me feel ill. Time and again I'm saying "this will be bottom two, it's raw", then the judges (usually Gary) will gush that it's "beautifully cooked" and Barney will play the spoons on the table. Maybe it would work better if we picked the worst dish and assumed it will be safe.
 
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