Masterchef 2017

[oddjob]

Heston rocking the creepy old dude look tonight.

 

[Tuttle]

...Ben and Arum should kill this... if not... Sam and Callan methinks!... cheers.

I like them all, but Sam & Arum aren't the most confident cooks.

 

[Melore]

And tonight, on Tamarachef...

First: The poignant and terrible news, Tamara was nearly unsafe last night!

But it's okay, Diana and Sarah were bottom two, instead and who gives a shit about them, hey? Do they twinkle beguilingly? Are they tiny and smiley? No! They are not. (What kind of crack are these editors smoking??)

 

[delcan]

Awwww Sam is being so supportive of Callan! Good boy!

 

[delcan]

STOP FREAKING HELPING HER, GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm loving Callan's new self confidence in this show... he's come such a long way since the series first started... he's one of my original picked faves along with Arum from day one... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Will you judges stop fucking helping her.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And tonight, on Tamarachef...

First: The poignant and terrible news, Tamara was nearly unsafe last night!

But it's okay, Diana and Sarah were bottom two, instead and who gives a shit about them, hey? Do they twinkle beguilingly? Are they tiny and smiley? No! They are not. (What kind of crack are these editors smoking??)

...bwahahaha!... #3... that is sooooo funny Melore!... and sadly so true too lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Oh look, Gary's had to step in to save our damsel in distress.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh look, Gary's had to step in to save our damsel in distress.

Again

 

[delcan]

Will you judges stop fucking helping her.

I'd been fine if they helped one other person, just once, but no every single cook, poor little Princess basically gets told what to do

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Awwww Sam is being so supportive of Callan! Good boy!

...yes that is good to see but then again... I think that Callan is the better cook out of the two of them but yes... it was good to see... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

I meant to say this earlier about about the yabbies - when I was a kid we used to fish for yabbies in dirty water like the Murray - upon reflection, perhaps my parents should not have allowed us to do that, but I now have a magnificent immune system! I always miss the bugs everyone else gets. Maybe that concept of yabbies is an country Australian thing hence why the judges didn't get it?

Hey Declan me too. But for me it was theMurray. Just had a flashback to a big pot outside full of yabbies over a fire. Didn't like them then, but love them now.

 

[Tuttle]

Toughen up bitches! LOL
Don't think the elements like the favoured ones

 

[delcan]

...yes that is good to see but then again... I think that Callan is the better cook out of the two of them but yes... it was good to see... cheers.

Yeah, I was just appreciating the focus and respect being on someone other than Tamara for a few seconds

 

[Tuttle]

Obviously the judges noticing the tiara slipping off the princess, helping the stand-in

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

STOP FREAKING HELPING HER, GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you judges stop fucking helping her.

Oh look, Gary's had to step in to save our damsel in distress.

...AS ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE HAVE SAID GARY YOU BALDING BIASED TWONK... (yes Gary... every time that you bend down to eat out of the pig trough we can see your impending.. ever growing 'Friar Tuck' crop circle... we're not blind) STOP FUCKING HELPING TAMARA!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Shut up you "judges" you two eat slop regularly and call it fantastic.

 

[delcan]

Hey Declan me too. But for me it was theMurray. Just had a flashback to a big pot outside full of yabbies over a fire. Didn't like them then, but love them now.

Yes! That's it! That's why I loved her dish and concept

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matt is not exactly the 'Pink Panther' is he?... lol!... cheers.