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Masterchef 2017

And tonight, on Tamarachef...

First: The poignant and terrible news, Tamara was nearly unsafe last night!

But it's okay, Diana and Sarah were bottom two, instead and who gives a shit about them, hey? Do they twinkle beguilingly? Are they tiny and smiley? No! They are not. (What kind of crack are these editors smoking??)
 
And tonight, on Tamarachef...

First: The poignant and terrible news, Tamara was nearly unsafe last night!

But it's okay, Diana and Sarah were bottom two, instead and who gives a shit about them, hey? Do they twinkle beguilingly? Are they tiny and smiley? No! They are not. (What kind of crack are these editors smoking??)

...bwahahaha!... #3... that is sooooo funny Melore!... and sadly so true too lol!... cheers.
 
I meant to say this earlier about about the yabbies - when I was a kid we used to fish for yabbies in dirty water like the Murray - upon reflection, perhaps my parents should not have allowed us to do that, but I now have a magnificent immune system! I always miss the bugs everyone else gets. Maybe that concept of yabbies is an country Australian thing hence why the judges didn't get it?
Hey Declan me too. But for me it was theMurray. Just had a flashback to a big pot outside full of yabbies over a fire. Didn't like them then, but love them now.
 
STOP FREAKING HELPING HER, GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you judges stop fucking helping her.

Oh look, Gary's had to step in to save our damsel in distress.

...AS ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE HAVE SAID GARY YOU BALDING BIASED TWONK... (yes Gary... every time that you bend down to eat out of the pig trough we can see your impending.. ever growing 'Friar Tuck' crop circle... we're not blind) STOP FUCKING HELPING TAMARA!... cheers.
 
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