Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Lol @ Callan!

Cracks me up every time they show it!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!... I might as well say it now... HESTON IS A PRETENTIOUS WANKER!... there... I've flushed out my frustrations from his appearance on last years show... now to start fresh for this series... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Arum and Sam are like "who dis?"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Callan looked like he achieved orgasm when he saw Heston... just saying... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Those leather seats in that bus in the heat - yuck!

 

[Tuttle]

And I seriously can't believe they decided you should be the star of the show. But there you go.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why is it Tamara that is doing all of the talking on behalf of everyone else?... oh wait.... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Benches on the Murray River at Swan Hill

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...haha!... and there was Tamara... first one out of the bus behind Heston... she must have had her tongue caught in his butt cheeks I imagine... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh shut up George, don't need your input.

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...haha!... and there was Tamara... first one out of the bus behind Heston... she must have had her tongue caught in his butt cheeks I imagine... cheers.

That was a visual I didn't need. Thanks.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I can't see any crackers George... just food... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Mystery box based on water
- corn
- olives
- oranges
- murray cod
- oats
- saltbush
- snails
- vine ripened currants???

 

[Tuttle]

So, will it be porridge & snail dumplings?

 

[delcan]

Karlie sounds like she knows what she is doing

 

[oddjob]

...Callan looked like he achieved orgasm when he saw Heston... just saying... cheers.

Well, first time for everything as they say.

Evening all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh shut up George, don't need your input.

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That was a visual I didn't need. Thanks.

...thank your lucky stars that it's not becoming a Photoshop visual Tuttle ... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Wow! Callan's a real die-hard fan! LOL

I wouldn't eat it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Mystery box based on water
- corn
- olives
- oranges
- murray cod
- oats
- saltbush
- snails
- vine ripened currants???

...yep!... no crackers there George at all old son... what was it that you said?... "there are some crackers there Heston!"... don't lie to us George... cheers.

 

[delcan]

No one stuffing up so far

Oh wait, Sam is the target

 

[Desertsands]

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