Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Okay, the sauce isn't good at all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why 'hope' that Arum's done well Gary when you know that you're about to crucify him you bastard!... what a twonk!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

If I got lamb like that, I would send it back & say you forgot to cook it.

Some was served up early.


Okay, I'm confused, they've talked up the dish?

 

[delcan]

So, Ray is done.

 

[Kaz]

Tamara's gobbling worked again.

Did I just post that.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, is Ray just leaving??? No bottom 3? WTF???

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!... hahaha!... he's finally gone!!!!!... one down... one to go!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Tamara's gobbling worked again.

Did I just post that.

Yep, posted for all of us. LOL

 

[delcan]

"Ray has been de-registered from the Medical Profession.

He now appears on Sunrise as a Medical Expert"

 

[Tuttle]

LOL @ Callan's reaction!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Ray's now washing dishes... oh okay... I can see broken dishes already... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Next week, CAPTAIN PLANET!

 

[Melore]

Oh thank GOD.

And God bless Uncle Ray. He's a good old stick.

 

[delcan]

Food wankery + Tamara = Heston Week

Why can't we have a Maggie Beer week?
Or Nigella week?
Or Matt Sinclair week?
Or Shannon week?

Or anyone non-wankery week?

 

[Kaz]

Next week Tamara serves up cat shit & vomit as the sauce & wins immunity.

 

[Melore]

Oh, that was a rollercoaster of awful. I was so sure Arum was going...

Not a bad top twelve.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Next week, CAPTAIN PLANET!

...I so detest Heston Blow-it-out-his-arse... he is not fit to serve up food of any description to Human Beings as far as I'm concerned... what a prize twonk!... I'm so looking forward to trashing him all next week... I will be soooooo happy!... I can see it now lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Oh thank GOD.

And God bless Uncle Ray. He's a good old stick.

Haha, I can just see his clone accidentally walking out of the pantry during a Pressure Test

 

[Kaz]

Food wankery + Tamara = Heston Week

Why can't we have a Maggie Beer week?
Or Nigella week?
Or Matt Sinclair week?
Or Shannon week?

Or anyone non-wankery week?

It could be Tamara week.

Reading the replies, that's happened every week.

 

[Isee]

...SHUT THE FUCK UP TAMARA!... WE DON'T ACTUALLY HEAR WHAT YOU SAY ANYMORE... OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING BECAUSE OF YOUR VOICE YOU BIMBOID!... aaaaaah!... that feels better... cheers.

This is the rant of the day, and trust me today I have had a few of my own! thanks Mr S! I love it!