Masterchef 2017

[Meglos]

Arum! taking his time with the tuna. I love listening to him talk, he has a calm reserved Englishness about him which is a nice contrast to the headless chickens running around shouting everything.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Now that's a low blow. Which is apparently how she got back on the show in the first place.

...bwahahahaha!... I've lost count in the crack ups tonight lol!... yet another one!... touche' oddjob... that is soooo funny!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...have you read the script Tuttle?... lol!... tell me... does Tamara's team win?... oh don't bother answering that... OF COURSE they do lol!... cheers.

Dunno, the description of their's didn't do much for me.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gary should be saying "which team cooked this?... before I shit on it is it from Tamara's team?"... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

FGS! Don't ask the princess, she's useless. Go with your gut

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So it looks like it's going to be down to the desserts.

...you called it Tuttle... you HAVE read the script haven't you?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

#apricotgate
#teammichelle

Blue Team is going into elimination

 

[Tuttle]

...you called it Tuttle... you HAVE read the script haven't you?... lol!... cheers.

Yep. Same shit different episode.

 

[Tuttle]

LOL @ we get one each.
When have you not in these kind of challenges?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why is it that I cannot stand Eliza?... I have no idea as to why but I just cannot take to her for some reason... cheers.

 

[sav0001]

#apricotgate
#teammichelle

Blue Team is going into elimination

Nope red are. Bet they are going to say Blues teams dessert is amazing.

 

[delcan]

YAAASSSS! Go Michelle! I've got you, girl!

 

[Tuttle]

You were so right Michelle. Your teammates (the princess) don't know shit.

 

[Tuttle]

Nope red are. Bet they are going to say Blues teams dessert is amazing.

Nope. We haven't had the "that is exceptional" moment from the ad yet.
Or did I miss it?

 

[delcan]

Nope red are. Bet they are going to say Blues teams dessert is amazing.

If amazing = the rest is "ok" other than the apricot.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...some of the stuff that they cook and add such gobsmackingly ridiculous names to them has my head spinning at times!... if it's shit on toast then just call it 'shit on toast' ffs!... not something like 'desiccated effluent on a bed of loveliness' ffs!... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if I was on that wharf both Gray and George would be in the water by now... just saying... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Yes princess, you should look worried.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so okay... just announce that Tamara's safe and we'll all just move on eh?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Ha! I believe the watercress was the princess' idea.