Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

They put foil on top of the pork belly? Strange.

 

[Meglos]

"I love pork belly, I don't know anyone who doesn't like pork belly".

You don't know any vegetarians??

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... Tamara is STILL talking... build the drama up Tamara... you need more airtime of course... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

"I love pork belly, I don't know anyone who doesn't like pork belly".

You don't know any vegetarians??

...hahaha!... a bloody good point that you have there Meglos lol!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Would not be going to Coles for "fresh" meat/seafood. Just saying.

I wonder how many "professional chefs" source their fresh produce at coles? such an advertising task this one!

 

[Tuttle]

...and... Tamara is STILL talking... build the drama up Tamara... you need more airtime of course... sheesh!... cheers.

Stop it! It's her show, dammit!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I wonder if Tamara could sleep at night for the rest of the show's run after what happened last night?... I seriously doubt that she wouldn't have lost ANY sleep at all... she has no humility or conscience as far as I'm concerned anyway... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I hate seeing useless camera hogs, but there you go.

 

[oddjob]

Ok, technical problems have been resolved.

Evening all.

Had a horrible dream last night about Tamara coming straight back in after her elimination. Just a dream, a bad dream, that's all it was.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Stop it! It's her show, dammit!!!

...hahaha!... oh yes... of course!... silly old me!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

There's another thing about the team challenges, get to hear from just about everyone. Way too much Karlie though, she should lay off the smokes.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ok, technical problems have been resolved.

Evening all.

Had a horrible dream last night about Tamara coming straight back in after her elimination. Just a dream, a bad dream, that's all it was.

...hey oddjob my good friend... was it raining in the dream?... it would have made it a 'wet dream' about Tamara... yes... I went there for a sad laugh... sorry mate... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

"Umami bomb"

 

[Tuttle]

WTF Matt? Sarah has always cooked very well, she's just not a blonde.[DOUBLEPOST=1497435698][/DOUBLEPOST]So it looks like it's going to be down to the desserts.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...is George having a wank?... I can see a Photoshop coming up about that tomorrow somehow... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...is George having a wank?... I can see a Photoshop coming up about that tomorrow somehow... cheers.

Well, the princess was just talking with her hands. Again.

 

[oddjob]

...hey oddjob my good friend... was it raining in the dream?... it would have made it a 'wet dream' about Tamara... yes... I went there for a sad laugh... sorry mate... lol!... cheers.

Now that's a low blow. Which is apparently how she got back on the show in the first place.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

WTF Matt? Sarah has always cooked very well, she's just not a blonde.[DOUBLEPOST=1497435698][/DOUBLEPOST]So it looks like it's going to be down to the desserts.

...have you read the script Tuttle?... lol!... tell me... does Tamara's team win?... oh don't bother answering that... OF COURSE they do lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Tuna 'sides' are basically half a plate of garnish.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Well, the princess was just talking with her hands. Again.

...bwahahaha!... another crack up!... lol!... I might have to incorporate that vision into the Photoshop if I do it now lol!... cheers.