Masterchef 2017

[oddjob]

...bwahahahaha!... Ray's forgotten the JELLY!... so 'jelly-gate' may save ALL of the other teams because of good ol' "I gave up everything but I can't cook for shit" Ray forgot to add the jelly!... phuckin' phunny!... (and I bet that he won't go home tomorrow night either too)... cheers.

He's really shaping up as the new Rose isn't he?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...perhaps Ray should go on this show instead eh?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they're praising up the dish but... THEY FORGOT THE DAMN JELLY!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...the Yellow team is the first safe team... oh that's right... Eloise is on that team isn't she?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Diane gives Ray the look when mentioning the lost jelly. Looks like they're through anyway.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's the Green team in tomorrow night's play-off... and Ray is safe yet again... who woulda thunk it eh?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's bye bye Benita tomorrow night for sure... the judges don't like the unpretty old ones... besides... she's not much of a cook either in my humble opinion... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Yeah, I think Benita will go. She seems to struggle both with ideas and pressure.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well thanks for all the fun you wonderful peoples... now to watch 'Britain's Got Talent' on Channel 9... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Yeah, I think Benita will go. She seems to struggle both with ideas and pressure.

Which is the point of this challenge, Ray and Michelle (is it?) also can't cope with pressure.
Sarah doesn't need this show, she's a dynamo!

 

[Isee]

...bwahahahaha!... Ray's forgotten the JELLY!... so 'jelly-gate' may save ALL of the other teams because of good ol' "I gave up everything but I can't cook for shit" Ray forgot to add the jelly!... phuckin' phunny!... (and I bet that he won't go home tomorrow night either too)... cheers.

Ray.... you had one job! you didn't have to cook!!! you had to assemble the food all put on the bench for you on a plate and you couldn't even do that ..... faceplam!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Which is the point of this challenge, Ray and Michelle (is it?) also can't cope with pressure.
Sarah doesn't need this show, she's a dynamo!

...hey hi Tuttle!... how are you sweetness?... as I said earlier... I really do believe that Sarah will be in the grand final for sure just as long as people like Ray are not on her team to drag her down... on her merits alone in understanding the art of cooking great dishes and her infinite knowledge of things like herbs and spices and any other ingredients she should blitz the comepetiton alongside the likes of Callan and Bryan etc... well in my eyes anyway lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ray.... you had one job! you didn't have to cook!!! you had to assemble the food all put on the bench for you on a plate and you couldn't even do that ..... faceplam!!!

...bwahahahaha!... that is sooooooooo true Isee!... yet even so... he is STILL safe to carry on torturing is with his Inspector Clouseau style of 'cooking' (for want of a better word)... perhaps they're keeping him on just as a bit of comedy relief or something just for us?... you never know eh?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Bye bye Benita, the writing is on the wall

I hope Arum survives. I need to keep laughing at his name, and I quite like him anyway.

 

[Meglos]

Ray really is this year's Rose. Bumbling incompetence and as slow as a sloth... so he'll be there a lot longer yet.

 

[Meglos]

He's really shaping up as the new Rose isn't he?

Great minds! I posted before I'd read you'd beaten me to the punchline, good work

 

[Meglos]

It's really unfair that Michelle cruised through on the strength of her team-mates when she totally mangled their dish.

 

[Tuttle]

...hey hi Tuttle!... how are you sweetness?... as I said earlier... I really do believe that Sarah will be in the grand final for sure just as long as people like Ray are not on her team to drag her down... on her merits alone in understanding the art of cooking great dishes and her infinite knowledge of things like herbs and spices and any other ingredients she should blitz the comepetiton alongside the likes of Callan and Bryan etc... well in my eyes anyway lol!... cheers.

Hey Mr Sticky, been better, will be again.
I'm not great on the names yet, but, yeah, Sarah's a gun with tastes and textures, so is one of the blokes we haven't seen much of, the young quiet one. Why do they think we need Ray? It's a show about cooking, not a bloody soapie!

 

[Meglos]

Ray.... you had one job! you didn't have to cook!!! you had to assemble the food all put on the bench for you on a plate and you couldn't even do that ..... faceplam!!!

I loved it when Sam was asked what he did and he replied "and I plated up". That's the difference between him and Ray - humility.

 

[Tuttle]

I am still quite perplexed that Ray is a doctor. Watching this show right now would put me off going to see one.