Masterchef 2016

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Hope he poses something scientific and magical like he always does.
Shove a stick up Gary's backside and hose him with liquid nitrogen.
Voila.
Instant paddle pop.

...my 'post of the night' ^^^^ right there folks!!!!... GO MATT!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Doesn't sound very tasty lol

None of Hestons stuff does.
I dont really dig the appeal of eating a plate that is meant to look like the battle of Normandy complete with edible sand.
Just give me food that looks like food.

 

[Insomniac]

Is it possible?

Lol

 

[lynn-ann]

Week 5 and a half hours!

 

[Insomniac]

'The dignity of labour'. Sure Gary.

 

[lynn-ann]

Oops. Week was eeeeeeeeeeeek

 

[delcan]

...DEFINITELY not me I'm afraid... not my cup of tea delcan... cheers.

Lol, come on - you never know til you try it!

Meanwhile - What is this wankery?

Matt's reaction

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...100 hundred steps for a bloody stupid egg!... Heston needs some sort of therapy... he is not mentally stable for sure... and this little dweeb beside him is just there to pander up to Heston's ego that's all!.. this should be just a test on how Matt and Elena can cook a dessert... not this ridiculous twaddle!... it's ridiculous!... SHUT UP GARY FFS!... GO MATT!... cheers.

 

[lynn-ann]

Aghhhhh Parfait!

 

[Insomniac]

I'm very worried about this.

 

[delcan]

Aghhhhh Parfait!

At least there are no spheres......

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...please... Matt... read... the... recipe... step... by... step!... don't... stuff... this... up... mate!... GO MATT!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

At least there are no spheres......

Only ovoids.

 

[Fuzz]

Imagine a live audience.
5 and a half hours of breathtaking action.
One would hope Gary pulls out his infamous penguin waddle as entertainment as he is known to do at culinary affairs.
At least I think its a penguin waddle.
Could be just the way he walks after surprisingly overindulging his yearning stomach one again.

 

[Insomniac]

I feel like watching this on mute for a while.

 

[delcan]

Ok, there are spheres now.

We are all doomed

 

[delcan]

At least there are no beetroot spheres????

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I would so love to give Gary an atomic wedgie!... oops!... did I say that out loud?... GO MATT!... cheers.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

I am beginning to think Gary and George actually aren't very good chefs - they seem to have no idea about food combinations

They are probably more consumed by what finely tuned combination of angle and lighting will most flatter their ego these days. (Obviously, that doesn't extend to fashion combinations as noted).

 

[delcan]

...I would so love to give Gary an atomic wedgie!... oops!... did I say that out loud?... GO MATT!... cheers.

You've got to think Gary has to go after this year, seriously. Can we have Shannon Bennent instead? He seems far more suitable