Masterchef 2016

[ausbjfan]

flavour is more important than texture

 

[Insomniac]

This is getting stressful.

 

[Fuzz]

No, that's right Gary, Matt doesn't use gelatine constantly like Elise, he actually has an imagination

Gary is an expert though.
Unlike most adults, Garys body consists of 60% gelatine rather than water.

 

[oddjob]

I'm getting a little tense.

 

[Desertsands]

nope can't find the long tongs. They are probably in the grand canyon of the couch. I'm fucked.

 

[Insomniac]

I would love never to have to listen to Elise's voice ever again. Please make this happen!

 

[Insomniac]

Not relevant to this thread but wtf? Cold Power laundry liquid with almond milk? Whyyyyy????

 

[Desertsands]

...yum!... did you manage to get your phone back desertsands?... cheers.

That would be a no. Cranky as..

 

[delcan]

I am pretty sure Elise could serve burnt toast and vegemite and these judges would let her through

 

[Deleted member 39902]

flavour is more important than texture

Oh, but Gary so loves a nice little bit of rather firm gelatine

 

[delcan]

They are just fucking with you Harry

 

[oddjob]

That would be a no. Cranky as..

I'd suggest calling it - but what happens if someone answers from inside the couch?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

nope can't find the long tongs. They are probably in the grand canyon of the couch. I'm fucked.

...come on Desertsands!... you can do it!... what about a car jack or something to slowly prise the cushions apart or something?... um... no... that probably won't work... erm... good luck!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Chloe fangirling over Matt lol

 

[Fuzz]

I would love never to have to listen to Elise's voice ever again. Please make this happen!

There would be a satisfaction however hearing her voice in the appropriate setting.
A supermarket. Wearing a red cap and proffering inghams chicken tenders on a tray to annoyed customers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I'd suggest calling it - but what happens if someone answers from inside the couch?

...hahaha!... that is phuckin' phunny!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Go Matt!!!!

 

[Fuzz]

Oh, but Gary so loves a nice little bit of rather firm gelatine

*Gary rubs tummy lovingly*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh shit!... stop scaring me Matt!... win this FFS!... come on mate do this!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Elise's icy sorbet yay