Masterchef 2016

[Fuzz]

Every mother's hand watching Television wants to reach in and guide baby George with his cutlery.

 

[Tuttle]

Matt's music isn't right. They hate the sauce

Which could be good by the time they get to Chloe's abortion of a dish.

 

[lynn-ann]

Oh no

 

[delcan]

Elena's dish looks sensational

 

[Insomniac]

You said he had to use something out of what they bought. You put the effing sauce bottles there, how could he leave it off you knobheads??

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's right... perfect duck and then Garry mentions the sauce and then they all agree... what a bunch of twats!... seriously... as viewers... how stupid do they really think that we are?.... so pathetic!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

You said he had to use something out of what they bought. You put the effing sauce bottles there, how could he leave it off you knobheads??

He's never been their fav, yeah?

 

[delcan]

You said he had to use something out of what they bought. You put the effing sauce bottles there, how could he leave it off you knobheads??

Lol, very true

 

[Tuttle]

Very happy for Elena

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they are setting Matt up for the fall for sure... Chloe better fail big time or it's bye bye Matt!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Well Elena's safe so that's one positive.

 

[delcan]

Mimi's looks good as well. They are going to fuck with us with Matt vs. Chloe

 

[Tuttle]

I don't mind Mimi, but I wouldn't pay for that dish.[DOUBLEPOST=1467887743][/DOUBLEPOST]Tell us what the dish is Chloe.
Um...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...here comes Chloe's slop... they'll love it of course so as to crucify Matt... I better be wrong!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Chloe is pooping her pants sitting there lol

 

[Fuzz]

Chloe's tatooist would have pumped out serious z-time whilst listening to her try to describe the outline of one of her tatts.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...when even Chloe can't describe her pig-swill she cannot possibly survive this because the show will lose all credibility whatsoever... I often wonder what REAL Chefs would be thinking of Garry/George and Matt... it would be interesting to know for sure lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Tissue's ready all.
Chloe sob story coming up.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I just love that IKEA Ad... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

...when even Chloe can't describe her pig-swill she cannot possibly survive this because the show will lose all credibility whatsoever... I often wonder what REAL Chefs would be thinking of Garry/George and Matt... it would be interesting to know for sure lol!... cheers.

Lol pig-swill haha. The descriptions just get better and better in this thread!