Masterchef 2016

[Insomniac]

I don't see crater.

 

[ausbjfan]

Running with plates of food. Where is Worksafe??

 

[Tuttle]

Shut up George and Matt.
Brett and Elise fucked up, okay, more Brett. Why are they talking these losers up?

 

[ausbjfan]

who freakin cares about a "theme". Just cook bloody good food

 

[Tuttle]

Elise doesn't get Brett's concept. Good teamwork guys lol

No one who's not called Matt Preston or George (yeah) get Brett's concept.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...'craters on the moon'?... and Brett flies aeroplanes?... yup!... "I hope that they get it"... and now they start 'judging' it... Matt and George are praising up Brett's dish to save them and Heston says that the doesn't 'understand the dish' lol!... nice try Matt and George lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

OMG. Dont miss the pod.
In Heston's standing as one of the Universe's confirmed culinary authorities missing the pod means inter-galactic catastrophe.
Sorry.
Just hung up on this pod stuff. I really dont know what Im watching anymore but I cant stop watching.
Hope there is laser cake for dessert.

 

[ausbjfan]

I don't like scallops so I'd be all blerk...

 

[Insomniac]

Wow they're loving Elena's dish. Oooh look how they cut the grapes...

 

[ausbjfan]

oh skid marks on the plates.. what happened to nice dollops of cream?

 

[Tuttle]

How the hell could Heather, who wants to be MasterChef winner, have not known that split?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it would be interesting if Matt puked from the top of the wheel to Garry down below... I'd pay money to see that too... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

They had to be told it was split? Inspires confidence right there.

 

[Tuttle]

oh skid marks on the plates.. what happened to nice dollops of cream?

Doesn't fit the brief.
I agree though

 

[ausbjfan]

good point made on FB, how can the judges taste every dish if they are going around?

 

[Tuttle]

good point made on FB, how can the judges taste every dish if they are going around?

LOL I was just wondering about that myself when they were critiquing the last offering. Noticed it was dark outside and wondered how long the other patrons had to wait before desserts.

 

[ausbjfan]

Doesn't fit the brief.
I agree though

briefs? skid marks? hehe

 

[GROOVER]

...it would be interesting if Matt puked from the top of the wheel to Garry down below... I'd pay money to see that too... cheers.

You are bad.

 

[Fuzz]

oh skid marks on the plates.. what happened to nice dollops of cream?

I believe their is a training school in Double Bay where they can train your cute pooch to shit out perfectly shaped Quenelles.
Its quite the status symbol.

 

[ausbjfan]

so he needs to help Chloe plate up? she only has steak to cook