Masterchef 2016

[Tuttle]

Thank goodness Zoe's not coming back.

Oh! Sorry Dennis.

 

[GROOVER]

Twiddling thumbs at all these friggen ad breaks. Like really?

HURRY UP

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...the Editors of this show should be taken to a square somewhere and be publicly flogged in my opinion... it's atrocious for what they have done for the rest of the contestants... that really tall guy with the beard that went out early... I think that his name was Ashley or something like that... I saw him walking in and that was that!... it's terrible!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Bloody hell. Bad bad result. So glad I live alone. My swearing would make a wharfie blush. Canty Mc Cant face has featured heavily tonight. Mind you yesterday on the phone yet again to expletive deleted Telstra, my neighbor could hear me screaming.

 

[Tuttle]

It's been the Theresa show tonight. Come on judges, shock me and don't pick her.

Unless the judges just want to bring someone back to throw under the bus, I'm wondering why on both choices.

 

[Fuzz]

They had to really whack Theresa's. But that was okay.[DOUBLEPOST=1465900927][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hey, it's us at home watching that are the dumbarses apparently.

Well I would argue that we are not dumbarses. Mkr viewers vote for dishes they see but cant eat.
Now that's dumbarse

 

[Tuttle]

Fuck!

 

[delcan]

I give Theresa one elimination before she is gone.

 

[lynn-ann]

As if it wasn't obvious from the start it'd be Theresa

Oh well

 

[Tuttle]

What's the bet the next dish they cook is a dessert.

 

[Tuttle]

And she gets a power apron. WHY?

 

[lynn-ann]

Oh geez...and she gets the Power Apron...burn the flippin' thing please

 

[Fuzz]

The three story editors just groaned audibly.
They will be on double overtime filming additional backstory with Teresa.
Rich fodder there I think.

 

[GROOVER]

Fuck!

Well said

 

[Insomniac]

 

[Desertsands]

Can hear you screaming from 750 Ks away and I'm sure that you can hear me. What a crock. Hope that you don't swear as much as me though.

 

[ausbjfan]

Just caught up. Not Teresa again! Another one doing it for their family, kids etc. argghh... She is marketable and that is what they are after.
But.....Curtis !! If he tells you to stand on your head and cook, you do it, don't question the qualified chefs you bunch of amatuer cooks.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hi delcan... it's the 'Theresa Show' tonight... those of you that are an hour or so behind us be prepared to see the renewal of her 'journey for her kids' long drawn out saga... AGAIN!... I'm so disgusted with this show tonight... it was so bloody obvious of who was going to win this show within 3 minutes of the show starting... it's just so wrong... the other contestants were just extras in the background of the show tonight... they may as well been 'Rent-a-Crowd' in my opinion... not happy tonight... cheers.

 

[GROOVER]

What's the bet the next dish they cook is a dessert.

Seriously, I am over the desserts too.

*Mr S, maybe we skip Reynold's place and just do Spanish Restaurant?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Fuck!

...can you stop beating around the bush Tuttle and just say what you mean please?... lol!... cheers.