Masterchef 2016

...I can't wait to meet you wonderful people in Sydney when it happens... it's going to be some great fun indeed!... cheers.
 
I wonder if Nigella will serve up plenty of sizzle, especially to the judges. They may suffer a distraction, or two. Not good for poker face lol.

This translates as 'you forgot to balance the sweet elements with the sourness. No crunchy element. Sorry, but you're going home tonight.'
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They're memorising the 3 courses from two of Melbourne's top restaurants and getting all excited about it....

But at least here in Perth, I have absolutely no freaking idea where they are talking about or why its worth getting excited about. For that matter when they were outside in the park with that big white building behind them... I have no idea where that is either.
 
Is tomorrow night the brother/sister challenge they spoil... teased us with before?

...yes Meglos... they were both on the losing blue team tonight so they are all playing not to lose not just them two... but technically... yes they are playing against each other but don't worry though...Cecilia 'I'm so confused' and Con 'I can't cook' are in it too so it will hopefully be one of those two that go... lol!... cheers.
 
But when Gary said "one of you will be going home", they cut straight to Heather.

...hmmmmm!... the plot thickens... they did say something about a 'favourite' going didn't they?... (although she isn't one of mine)... cheers.
 
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...Nigella always takes her jacket off whenever she wants to mess around with her muffins... those videos are hypnotic... thanks for posting them oddjob and Fuzz... I'm going to bed now with those images emblazoned into my retinas... I wonder what I will dream of tonight?... cheers.
 
Am I the only one here who won't be getting all hot n' flustered over Nigella? ;)
I don't hate her or anything, but... MEH.

Con to go next, please!

...don't worry Meglos... I get all hot n' flustered enough over Nigella to cover the both of us:wink:... you don't need to... I've got your back... it's all good my dear friend 👍... lol!... cheers.:D
 
...it better not be Nidhi or Miles that goes tonight because if they do I'll never watch the show again!... if they do go then they can shove their show right up their big fat hairy ars... oh wait!... Nigella starts Sunday night... um... er... let me rephrase that... um... golly gosh!... I sure hope that Nidhi and Miles don't go tonight or I'll be a tad bit miffed!... (add Jimmy and Karmen to that list too if you could)... cheers.
 
Thanks Mr Sticky, I knew I could count on you. I'll leave you to cover Nigella's muffins (ooh err).

...hahaha!... yeah!... Nigella's muffins... there's nuffin' like some muffin if your face needs a stuffin' in the moooooooooorning!... lol!... cheers.
 
...annnnnnd... here we go!... they are already doing the Theresa versus Jimmy spiel straight off the bat... this is the Producers dream scenario... now Nidhi gets her spot in the limelight (go Nidhi!)... Karmen now... saying the same old same old... Chloe's doing exactly the same... the judges little pep talk... yes... again the same old same old... cheers.
 
...Matt Preston almost looks normal again tonight dressed in a normal suit with a yellow cravat to hide all of his chins... cheers.
 
...all the contestants scramble to get their ingredients and start stating the bleeding obvious on what they need to do... why do they do that?... just cook the bloody thing and cook it properly the first time you nuff nuffs!...jeez!... cheers.
 
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