Masterchef 2016

Insomniac said:
The sweat adds a little saltiness? lol - you know what they say about seasoning a dish haha 😳

I think they do some very good acting sometimes pretending the food is delicious when in reality they're all cold and congealed from sitting there for so long waiting to be judged :p
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...Insomniac... as my daughter says... "Eeeeeeeeew!"... lol!... funny funny funny!... 🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣... and yeah!... they would have to be eating the meals cold as they get the dishes brought up to them one by one... it's like on MKR... while Paleo Pete and Manure are tasting the dishes the others have to wait until they have had their say and then eat their dishes... they have to be cold as they are all dished out at the same time... stuff that!...

...I had to laugh the other night on Masterchef... the whole 24 cooked a dish whether it being a meal or dessert and had to present their meals one by one as you say and probably #18 presented a dessert that had icecream on it... the judges said... "unfortunately your icecream has basically melted so you lose points on that blah blah blah!"... hahahaha!... no shit Sherlock!... what with having to wait for your turn after 17 people before you and the intense heat of the studio lights blaring down from above you don't have to be Einstein to work out that would happen would you?... lol!... 'your icecream has melted' indeed!... cheers.
 
1.03 Million for masterchef Tuesday! I'm happy with that result and the voice was down and had its lowest rating episode ever! Masterchef ranked 5th over the night and was 2nd most watched non news show last night. Came 2nd in the 25-54 demo and won the 18-49 demographic as well as the 16-39 demo! Great result for masterchef last night!
 
Dennis Haikalis said:
1.03 Million for masterchef Tuesday! I'm happy with that result and the voice was down and had its lowest rating episode ever! Masterchef ranked 5th over the night and was 2nd most watched non news show last night. Came 2nd in the 25-54 demo and won the 18-49 demographic as well as the 16-39 demo! Great result for masterchef last night!
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...I love reading those statistics Dennis... what great results my friend!... well done Masterchef!... cheers.
 
..."where's my Kingfish!... where's my Kingfish!"... Marco keeps screaming out in the Ad for Masterchef... this type of stuff always cracks me up because if the fish is cooking they can't take it out and give it to him because then he would be complaining that it's not cooked!... the cooks can't win either way can they?... I guess that it makes for good TV though I guess... just saying... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
..."where's my Kingfish!... where's my Kingfish!"... Marco keeps screaming out in the Ad for Masterchef... this type of stuff always cracks me up because if the fish is cooking they can't take it out and give it to him because then he would be complaining that it's not cooked!... the cooks can't win either way can they?... I guess that it makes for good TV though I guess... just saying... cheers.
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Marco-Pierre would scare me as a boss.🤔

I think I would eventually lose it and tell him to get stuffed and stick his Kingfish up his date hole.😄

P.S. I would never audition for this show 😆
 
...Carmen/Elise and Nicholette... I didn't even realise that they were in this show until I saw the opening credits... um... Channel 10... methinks that you need to give them some more air time... just a little tip from Uncle Sticky for you... cheers.
 
GROOVER said:
Marco-Pierre would scare me as a boss.🤔

I think I would eventually lose it and tell him to get stuffed and stick his Kingfish up his date hole.😄

P.S. I would never audition for this show 😆
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...hahaha!... funny!... I wonder if Marco has a recipe for his date hole?... 😗 lol!... cheers.
 
...peeling over 400 prawns would kill me!... I've had enough when I've had to peel just a Kilo of them... that would do my head in big time!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...you and me both!... make that a double Ewww!... cheers.
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triple eeeeeuuuuuuwww[DOUBLEPOST=1462960455][/DOUBLEPOST]
Witty Banter said:
I would add no sweat dripping into the mixing bowl or taste testing with fingers in their mouths to the OHS list. The camera will often capture the bead of sweat shaking on the chin ready to jump and you just know where it's headed.
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yes and the men should be clean shaven
 
..."that pin bone is big enough to choke a donkey!" Marco tells Matt... haha!... a typical Marco comment right there lol!... cheers.
 
Gah, if Marco says one more time "Yes Marco" bellowing at the contestants, I will throw my remote at the screen. I hear "Yes Master". So condescending.

Omfg, who does he think he is? I don't give a flying frogs fat arse if he's had 35 yrs experience in the food industry. He's just a bloody cook, not a saint or humanitarian.
 
GROOVER said:
Gah, if Marco says one more time "Yes Marco" bellowing at the contestants, I will throw my remote at the screen. I hear "Yes Master". So condescending.

Omfg, who does he think he is? I don't give a flying frogs fat arse if he's had 35 yrs experience in the food industry. He's just a bloody cook, not a saint or humanitarian.
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These people who want to win this show should know to say "yes Chef" or whatever the Chef wants you to reply every time they here him or her barking orders.
 
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