Your whole body is a ticking time bomb! I have been on both sides, and for me there is no better feeling than finding your ideal partner in crime. My life was happy all the years I was celibate (and I don't mean sell-a-bit either), but it is far happier with a fellow primate to share it with.I think asexuals are more political and in your face about it. I'm more "I'm spending my money on better things than chasing that". I also think guys need to follow their imperative before witnessing breast cancer turn boobs from awesome, yes I'll spend my salary chasing those, into to chest-mounted ticking time bombs of secondary brain cancer. Combined with Australia being a bogan country, I'm in the theoretically hetero but cannot be bothered basket. Bogan imposed chastity.
I'd help you out with a titty shot, but Antigretelgate proved I am full of shit when it comes to the follow through.