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Insomniac said:
Well.. it started when you said Run Forest Run which was quite amusing apparently I guess because of spelling Forest instead of Forrest. He said but what about the roots and I said I guess he wouldn't know about deep roots, fast forward a few off colour jokes on my behalf and voila! I'm a slut whore with herpes looking for notches on my bedpost. I just don't think my verbal interraction was his cup of tea. I wasn't targeted as such, it was a little mutual bit of forum dysfunction lol
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Welcome to a Witty Banter interaction and be prepared to called a slut with reference to this exact conversation many months from now.
 
Trala said:
Right, as some of you might know, my three passions in life are fighting with people I don't know on the net, masturbating and plants!

Well today I got to focus on the plant passion.

My son gave me two beautiful plants for my birthday, and we ducked out to our local nursery (where seriously I am on first name basis with all the workers) and bought 3 beautiful black glazed pots. I have not long finished potting them up and they look fabulous!

All I need to do now is pick a fight, then masturbate and my day will be completely on point!
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Are the glazed pots for inside or out?
Asking because we (ok well green-thumbed husband) repotted a gardenia that sits next to front door on our front verandah into a black glazed pot ... and it gets a funny fuzzy coating on the glaze that has to regularly be wiped of ... i much preferred the old terracotta pot it was in but it was too big and heavy - but had no issue with it developing this coating on it ... think it sweats through and builds up
 
jessy_girl said:
Don't feel too guilty, just don't use this one slip up as an excuse to take it up again. You've done well to get this far, and yeah booze makes it way too tempting.
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Everyone I was with was smoking, that was hard to be around.... And I had a few beers.
No way would I want to start again, I'm so much healthier now and smoking is such an expensive habit.
 
jessy_girl said:
Welcome to a Witty Banter interaction and be prepared to called a slut with reference to this exact conversation many months from now.
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I won't wait months to say that is her word, not mine. She's attempting the Seven Tasks of Cliquedom. Keep working backwards from Judgment, Jessy.
 
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