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I do like Contortionist better
I choked like Rabbit, in 8 Mile. I should have gone with dysmorphanist, you know, because of your body dysmorphia.

I got so stressed I didn't even double check my spelling.

You can't see me. But I am biting my arm so hard right now.
 
Hey seriously though, I got my Martha Stewart on and baked my Bae nnnnn slay stan choc chip bikkies for his lunch.

I am so on point right now I may lose an eye.

Right I gotta date with a pool and a water rake.

Fuck you very much Lilly pilly trees!
 
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That av and sig tho

Lol! Like actually, not just internet slang.
 
Hey seriously though, I got my Martha Stewart on and baked my Bae nnnnn slay stan choc chip bikkies for his lunch.

I am so on point right now I may lose an eye.

Right I gotta date with a pool and a water rake.

Fuck you very much Lilly pilly trees!
I'm jelly! I want a pool. I have to leech off all my friends who have swimming pools.
 
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Good moaning OT marvels, meepers, misogynists and mass debaters!

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life, and I feelin gooooOood!

Partner in crime just left for work and I have a morning brimming with planned deception! I am getting re juvaderm'ed in my mid face, and some subtle Botox, but not before I hit Kmart and find my mirror!!!
 
Good moaning OT marvels, meepers, misogynists and mass debaters!

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life, and I feelin gooooOood!

Partner in crime just left for work and I have a morning brimming with planned deception! I am getting re juvaderm'ed in my mid face, and some subtle Botox, but not before I hit Kmart and find my mirror!!!

Perfect Day is Perfect
 
I'm jelly! I want a pool. I have to leech off all my friends who have swimming pools.
This motherfucking pool has been a major stressor since day 1! First there was the 4 months of losing water from a slow leak that nearly seemed impossible to find, spent $500 having a pool guy fix a leak that turned out to be the secondary leak. The actual major leak (losing 0.5cm per day) was in an almost impossible place to find, but my partner found it, then fixed it himself (he is proving to be super handy).

The partly pool is encased with a huge hedge like gathering of Lilly Pilly trees, which gives the illusion of space and privacy (until you hear the kids next door playing on their trampoline) as well as a constant out pouring of dead leaves in the pool.

The boys have started the boxing and it should be finished by the end of the month.

You just know there will be pics.
 
Seriously though. How are you coping with the constant goading and baiting?

I know how those ever changing spite filled Custom Title's, Sig lines and mocking avatar changes make me feel. I can't imagine what it would be like for you. Seriously, when I read the latest sig line ridiculing your dream of one day having a child. Well it made my left eye twitch and had me googling "middle aged angry fat computer nerd", and inventing my own spite filled Custom Title and Sig line. Sadly when I later reflected, it didn't make me better. It just made me the same.

:frown:
 
Seriously though. How are you coping with the constant goading and baiting?

I know how those ever changing spite filled Custom Title's, Sig lines and mocking avatar changes make me feel. I can't imagine what it would be like for you. Seriously, when I read the latest sig line ridiculing your dream of one day having a child. Well it made my left eye twitch and had me googling "middle aged angry fat computer nerd", and inventing my own spite filled Custom Title and Sig line. Sadly when I later reflected, it didn't make me better. It just made me the same.

:frown:

TBH I just ignore it, end of the day means nothing to my life, I mean the issue was dealt with, and Im the same, should never of gone there, but its over, but used to the baiting, not buying into it, if wants to obsess over it, well thats their issue not mine, obviously unstable to keep going and going in typical keyboard warrior style, which we all can do I guess, but you had worse!
 
TBH I just ignore it, end of the day means nothing to my life, I mean the issue was dealt with, and Im the same, should never of gone there, but its over, but used to the baiting, not buying into it, if wants to obsess over it, well thats their issue not mine, obviously unstable to keep going and going in typical keyboard warrior style, which we all can do I guess, but you had worse!
I am not sure if I did.

I had lone late night drunken ramblings. Peen was a straight up, here I am, I don't give a fuck, punch in the face, kind of guy. The inappropriateness of his method when communicating stood out like dog balls. The subtly in the spite which is served to some of you is what effects me. The way he turned Jessy's shared "get a job have a baby" into an anonymous rort or OK dilemma. Try's to use Bleachy's faith against him, you with your Gran, it is just so spite ridden.

I honestly think the way he subtly attacks you affects me more than it does you! I swear to Bleachy's God, I would rather he aim it at me than you guys!
 
Just made a coffee.

I seriously can not get enough of my budget styled kitchen!!
 
Hey I know I said I was having g a break... I just wanted to say today is the first day of clinical... I'm scared, nervous and excited at the same time!

This is it, I guess today I will find out if I am suited to this role...
Let me tell you about my first day of clinical on the ward.

RN asks me to help a 68yo man with Downs Syndrome with a bottle, due to the fact he was on 02 therapy for pneumonia.

I lift his hospital gown and I am faced with 3 balls, no cock. I ask him to help me, but he just grins, so I pick up the top ball and sort of squeeze it in the bottle. I ask if that is okay? He just kindly nods and continues to grin. Nek minnut I feel warmth down my leg and with horror I realise I have his ball in the bottle and he is pissing on my foot.

I spent the rest of my shift walking with a squishing piss filled shoe.

You will be fine. Don't undertake any task you don't feel 100% confident with. Listen, watch and learn. And welcome to the nursing trenches.
 
I am not sure if I did.

I had lone late night drunken ramblings. Peen was a straight up, here I am, I don't give a fuck, punch in the face, kind of guy. The inappropriateness of his method when communicating stood out like dog balls. The subtly in the spite which is served to some of you is what effects me. The way he turned Jessy's shared "get a job have a baby" into an anonymous rort or OK dilemma. Try's to use Bleachy's faith against him, you with your Gran, it is just so spite ridden.

I honestly think the way he subtly attacks you affects me more than it does you! I swear to Bleachy's God, I would rather he aim it at me than you guys!

It doesnt effect me, so don't let it effect you, not worth it, words on a board, full of bitterness, its kinda pathetic
 
Hey I know I said I was having g a break... I just wanted to say today is the first day of clinical... I'm scared, nervous and excited at the same time!

This is it, I guess today I will find out if I am suited to this role...

Good luck lovely, it will be out of comfort zone, but you will flourish I know it, don't put too much pressure on self on first shift, watch, engage, try and show initiative within scope, and you'll go fine :) let us know!![DOUBLEPOST=1447016655][/DOUBLEPOST]
Let me tell you about my first day of clinical on the ward.

RN asks me to help a 68yo man with Downs Syndrome with a bottle, due to the fact he was on 02 therapy for pneumonia.

I lift his hospital gown and I am faced with 3 balls, no cock. I ask him to help me, but he just grins, so I pick up the top ball and sort of squeeze it in the bottle. I ask if that is okay? He just kindly nods and continues to grin. Nek minnut I feel warmth down my leg and with horror I realise I have his ball in the bottle and he is pissing on my foot.

I spent the rest of my shift walking with a squishing piss filled shoe.

You will be fine. Don't undertake any task you don't feel 100% confident with. Listen, watch and learn. And welcome to the nursing trenches.

Ohhhh you poor thing! First day and shoes ruined
 
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