BigBrotherCritic
Like working a job 24/7, for 2 days on the trot
Sam is called to the diary room.
"This is Big Brother, Sam to the Diary Room"
"Yes Big Brother?"
"Sam, it is against Big Brother Rules to hide food from Big Brother and your fellow housemates"
"I'm sorry Big Brother!"
"Sam! THis is not good enough, I am awarding you a strike"
"Oh Fuck off"
"SAM FOR SWEARING AT BIG BROTHER YOU WILL BE EVICTED FROM THE SHED"
"Noooooo!!1 FUCK You Big Brother!"
"This is Big Brother, Sam to the Diary Room"
"Yes Big Brother?"
"Sam, it is against Big Brother Rules to hide food from Big Brother and your fellow housemates"
"I'm sorry Big Brother!"
"Sam! THis is not good enough, I am awarding you a strike"
"Oh Fuck off"
"SAM FOR SWEARING AT BIG BROTHER YOU WILL BE EVICTED FROM THE SHED"
"Noooooo!!1 FUCK You Big Brother!"