The Bachelor Australia 2015

[delcan]

he better not take snez to meet his family. I don't think that would be cool. he needs to let her go tonight

Yep, if he doesn't choose Lana, he is full of shit

 

[Columbo]

Looks like Lana's eyes are making a late dash to get that final rose.

14

 

[Insomniac]

"Would you want to live in Sydney? " she asks.

Mouth says "sure"

Eyes say " no fucking way"

 

[Isee]

Blah blah blah vague comment... oh shit he asked for a specific example, didn't think he would say more than ok... now what do I say??

 

[tess]

gawd you're full of shit, sam

 

[Gemini]

That was the weirdest compliment ever lol.

 

[Insomniac]

Wow Lana expresses herself well. Fluffed his feathers good and proper.

 

[FatPants]

No, Sam your conversations with Lana are boring

 

[tess]

hand up the butt time lol

 

[Witty Banter]

I feel bad, but I value bad fake accents more highly than intelligence.

 

[Insomniac]

Pool grope coming up. (And that's not all)

How are you feeling?

Hard.. lol

 

[Columbo]

Sam is as fake as a snake on a lake singing to a rake.

14

 

[delcan]

Wow Lana expresses herself well. Fluffed his feathers good and proper.

Honestly, I think they are as "intellectual" as each other. And as full of shit as each other.

 

[Gemini]

Bahahaha that was amazing editing

I actually think TPTB are trolling Sam now.

 

[tess]

Pool grope coming up. (And that's not all)

How are you feeling?

Hard.. lol

roflmao

 

[Isee]

Looks like Lana's eyes are making a late dash to get that final rose.

14

 

[Willoughby]

I have missed how easily we can talk - about what!!!! These conversations are so shallow!!!

As a paddling pool. Sorry, but for someone who's only watched a couple of episodes, these conversations are lame arse. Ooh the pool pash. Does that tell us anything?

 

[Insomniac]

As a paddling pool. Sorry, but for someone who's only watched a couple of episodes, these conversations are lame arse. Ooh the pool pash. Does that tell us anything?

Yeah he likes speaking French..
(sorry that was old school)

 

[Sweetgeek]

Damn dinner plans and then showering kids... I'm here finally, avoiding the pages and making my way through it from the beginning of this episode

 

[delcan]

As a paddling pool. Sorry, but for someone who's only watched a couple of episodes, these conversations are lame arse. Ooh the pool pash. Does that tell us anything?

Well, pool pash = pregnancy