... you may be right Dystopia... she/he/it... (or 'shit' for short)... took it's mask off for a breath of fresh air in the Ad break as you can see in the supplied image... nothing gets past you does it?... cheers.
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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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... you may be right Dystopia... she/he/it... (or 'shit' for short)... took it's mask off for a breath of fresh air in the Ad break as you can see in the supplied image... nothing gets past you does it?... cheers.
have helicopter - will fly
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Oh this is good - did you make that up Sticky? I heard "shim" before... but "shit" ...?
Oh this is good - did you make that up Sticky? I heard "shim" before... but "shit" ...?
...I did as far as I know... I made this up when I was a young tacker in the early 70's... one of our School teachers used to be a 'pretty boy' that used to pluck his eyebrows and we swore that he used to wear lipstick!... the School I went to was a tad bit... lets say... 'rough'... so he used to cop sniggers all the time... I just said it one day in class to my classmates when he was out of the room... I've never forgotten it since because it got a lot of laughs and ended up going around the whole School so everyone used to pretend that they were sneezing and said 'shit' when he walked past... I almost felt sorry for him but he was a mongrel of a teacher so he got what he deserved lol!... (and yes... I was a little bastard back then)... lol!... cheers.
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
I know this is completely irrelevant but throughout the whole launch night Emma Willis' voice was really annoying and high pitched. I'm a little bit behind on the episodes so excuse me for commenting on previous events. Ferrah (Oh whatever the hell you spell it) I believe was a bad sport on the way she acted during the National Anthem thing. Applying her lip gloss and even when missing on the cannon ball she was mad.
Hopefully my opinion will vary across the season! Really excited!
Hopefully my opinion will vary across the season! Really excited!
...Emma's voice grates on me too Ezminus... (I love your Avatar by the way... it's great!)... Austin is my favourite in this series... especially when him and James muck around together... I'm finding this round of Celebrity Big Brother so much more better value for money this time... stick with the series my friend because it's going to be a fun ride methinks!... lol!... cheers.
wow - first and final warning ... what a night!
what is it about these American houseguests that has them unable to shut up when being spoken to ... the volume then increases ... and it just becomes a broken record of screaming at one another!!! Farrah in particular - but Austin is just as bad - SHUT UP a minute and listen!!!
Can see the Prime Minister is frustrated trying to even reason with the unreasonable!
This whole "slip and slide" debate - I was wayyyyyyyyyy off base thinking she'd mixed up with "this is a slippery slope" LOL
silly (naive!) (stupid!) crimmy!!!
BB is always a huge educational experience isn't it!?!
I loved that Austin called Janice out on the whole using Gayle as her little maid - but having said that WHY is Gayle putting up with it?? She's allowing herself to be used.
I don't think James was happy and manipulating the argument as Jemma claimed (and then spoke to him about it in a whole other context - she's a slippery manipulator to be watched!!!) I think he was just totally stunned and bemused at Farrah and Austin yelling and how quickly it got to that point with Janice in there as well
I am gathering that tomorrow will see the Americans waiting on the English ... but remember - the tide always turns ... so its going to be very interesting to see how both teams handle it - but most especially will love watching Janice - especially as she's going to have to be on her best behaviour
Did she or didn't she? Frankly even mimicking doing it is pretty low and she needed pulling into a line a bit.
LOVED on BOTS when Rylan said he's loving the new music this series - that is was so Showbiz! and then corrected himself with "and let's not ever say that word again!"
what is it about these American houseguests that has them unable to shut up when being spoken to ... the volume then increases ... and it just becomes a broken record of screaming at one another!!! Farrah in particular - but Austin is just as bad - SHUT UP a minute and listen!!!
Can see the Prime Minister is frustrated trying to even reason with the unreasonable!
This whole "slip and slide" debate - I was wayyyyyyyyyy off base thinking she'd mixed up with "this is a slippery slope" LOL
silly (naive!) (stupid!) crimmy!!!
BB is always a huge educational experience isn't it!?!
I loved that Austin called Janice out on the whole using Gayle as her little maid - but having said that WHY is Gayle putting up with it?? She's allowing herself to be used.
I don't think James was happy and manipulating the argument as Jemma claimed (and then spoke to him about it in a whole other context - she's a slippery manipulator to be watched!!!) I think he was just totally stunned and bemused at Farrah and Austin yelling and how quickly it got to that point with Janice in there as well
I am gathering that tomorrow will see the Americans waiting on the English ... but remember - the tide always turns ... so its going to be very interesting to see how both teams handle it - but most especially will love watching Janice - especially as she's going to have to be on her best behaviour
Did she or didn't she? Frankly even mimicking doing it is pretty low and she needed pulling into a line a bit.
LOVED on BOTS when Rylan said he's loving the new music this series - that is was so Showbiz! and then corrected himself with "and let's not ever say that word again!"
...my god tonight's show was constant confrontation wasn't it?... go Austin you good thing!!!... boy he doesn't take shit from anyone does he?... lol!... fights fights fights for everyone!!!!... I love it!... all the fighting unfolding everywhere and Natasha was just laying there napping throughout the showdowns... what a classic moment!... so funny!... lol!... I don't abide by violence of any kind... (especially women)... but Feral Ferret Farrah really needs someone to 'give her a slappin' of some sort... she is such a publicity fame seeking ratbag of a woman!... she really does need to be the first person voted out of that house in my opinion...
...I love the fact that Danny Baldwin has just stayed out of it all so far because when he decides to flip out and lose his cool it will be such a great moment to watch... he's like a ticking time-bomb that everyone has forgotten about that will explode at the most brilliant time that I can see lol!... it just takes that one person to rub him the wrong way lol!...
...the obligatory shot of Jenna flashing a bit of boob caught by the camera... that should keep some of the male viewers happy until something better comes along lol!... the producers will be happy!... why does Stevie always talk to Chloe as if he is apologising all the time?... he always seems so scared of upsetting her... he's like a terrified hamster to me...
...they're all beginning to get wise to Janice and they are starting to rebel now... Janice will lose her crown and collapse into a ball if she doesn't watch herself... when Austin gave it to her about Gayle being used as her servant was a classic case of this... she 'pretended' to spit at/on him... (or so she says to Big Brother)... Bobby is putting up with so much shit without losing his temper big time so far but he will turn on someone soon for sure...I can feel it in my water...
...Jenna was trying to talk it out with Janice but it seemed like a pointless exercise didn't it?... all credit to Jenna (as with Austin too) for having 'the balls' to take her on though... Janice gets a formal and final warning not to 'spit' at/on anybody else... she ... (excuse me while I titter)... 'apologised' for her behaviour... (as if she cared or worried about it)... she won't last long with that attitude or behaviour for sure... now for BOTS... cheers.
...I love the fact that Danny Baldwin has just stayed out of it all so far because when he decides to flip out and lose his cool it will be such a great moment to watch... he's like a ticking time-bomb that everyone has forgotten about that will explode at the most brilliant time that I can see lol!... it just takes that one person to rub him the wrong way lol!...
...the obligatory shot of Jenna flashing a bit of boob caught by the camera... that should keep some of the male viewers happy until something better comes along lol!... the producers will be happy!... why does Stevie always talk to Chloe as if he is apologising all the time?... he always seems so scared of upsetting her... he's like a terrified hamster to me...
...they're all beginning to get wise to Janice and they are starting to rebel now... Janice will lose her crown and collapse into a ball if she doesn't watch herself... when Austin gave it to her about Gayle being used as her servant was a classic case of this... she 'pretended' to spit at/on him... (or so she says to Big Brother)... Bobby is putting up with so much shit without losing his temper big time so far but he will turn on someone soon for sure...I can feel it in my water...
...Jenna was trying to talk it out with Janice but it seemed like a pointless exercise didn't it?... all credit to Jenna (as with Austin too) for having 'the balls' to take her on though... Janice gets a formal and final warning not to 'spit' at/on anybody else... she ... (excuse me while I titter)... 'apologised' for her behaviour... (as if she cared or worried about it)... she won't last long with that attitude or behaviour for sure... now for BOTS... cheers.
LOL I was also looking@Dystopia I blame YOU for my fixation last night with whether I could sight Scoop's teeth or not
You'll pay for this ... some how some way I'll get you back for this
...Rylan can sure 'bust those moves' when he dances can't he?... lol!... I have no idea who anyone on the panel was... "James would flirt with the front door!"... lol!... a great line from Rylan... those two people analysing the artwork of some of the housemates was a great section I thought... this is the type of stuff that I wish they would do more often...
...I have no idea as to why they have Michelle Visage on... what a pain in the arse she is... I used to love Luisa Zissman on the show doing that role... at least she was funny in her appearances... "sperm-alina'?... wtf?... Ritchie seems to be a really nice guy when you see him on his own... I thinks Chloe is weighing him down being in there... I think he would be acting totally different if he was on his own in my opinion... James/Austin and him would probably be a trio of funsters I reckon... a shame really... cheers.
...I have no idea as to why they have Michelle Visage on... what a pain in the arse she is... I used to love Luisa Zissman on the show doing that role... at least she was funny in her appearances... "sperm-alina'?... wtf?... Ritchie seems to be a really nice guy when you see him on his own... I thinks Chloe is weighing him down being in there... I think he would be acting totally different if he was on his own in my opinion... James/Austin and him would probably be a trio of funsters I reckon... a shame really... cheers.
...didn't she say on her entry night that she had OCD and that all she would probably be seen doing is cleaning up after people and doing things like that?... I'm sure that she said it so that may explain why she being Janice's servant... because she wants to do it?... someone please correct me if I've got it wrong... cheers.
Janice Dickinson's: "You're not the queen of reality tv, I AM!" made me literally laugh out loud. It came out of ****ing nowhere and she just portrayed herself as some crazy lunatic. It was soooo funny holy shit Who the hell proudly claims the title of "Queen of reality tv"?
in fact not only claim it but fight for it and get worked up over the suggestion that that title belongs to someone else
Who the hell proudly claims the title of "Queen of reality tv"? in fact not only claim it but fight for it and get worked up over the suggestion that that title belongs to someone else
She did say that,I am liking this series so far...Janice looks like a alien,maybe Spocks mother
On BOTS last night they pointed out the two different types in there this year which is going to make it so interesting ... there are your basic celebrity types and then your reality tv celebrity types ... and that from the moment they walked in the reality tv ones are working their strategies
I hadnt thought of it that way but it not only reinforces the divide between UK and USA but even a divide in the US ranks ... the reality tv ones are driving the shows drama right now ... will they be kept in or will they fire up and burn?
I hadnt thought of it that way but it not only reinforces the divide between UK and USA but even a divide in the US ranks ... the reality tv ones are driving the shows drama right now ... will they be kept in or will they fire up and burn?
Yes you are right (no you're not always right
although I very seldom disagree with u) but I think Gayle will get lost in there and forgotten. I want to see the feisty woman she is supposed to be ... right now we're seeing a subservient victim and that is not at all who she is apparently ... so show us that woman
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Yes she wants to do it, at least for the time being. Rightly or wrongly, I find those snippets when she rushes to her Queen's side to enquire about her wishes quite amusing. Something I haven't seen on BB before. It's all good.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
This scene is getting pretty surreal. On BOTS (I think it was the night when Emma and Rylan played with the apple pies) I heard Emmma say... "...she comes from 'reality'..." referring to I can't remember whom. SHE COMES FROM REALITY?? What does that mean?? I LIVE in reality! Should I be going somewhere else?
no commentThis scene is getting pretty surreal. On BOTS (I think it was the night when Emma and Rylan played with the apple pies) I heard Emmma say... "...she comes from 'reality'..." referring to I can't remember whom. SHE COMES FROM REALITY?? What does that mean?? I LIVE in reality! Should I be going somewhere else?
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I don't know if that's a precursor to insanity or not, but I don't really care.
I started laughing out loud as soon as the daily show started, I found it quite hilarious because the whole thing was on one side so predictable i.e. the "Duckbill Trio" (Janice, Farrah and Jenna) continuing with the never-ending Duckbillgate... on the other hand, one never knows which one is going to take the lead and act the most stupid.
Okay, I've got my own opinion on those three and disagree with the BOTS crowd and probably with most forumites here: To me those three are all the same. Different in age granted, one has a big ass (apparently it's a new one), the other one likes to wear the Star Spangled Banner and the other one looks a bit worse for wear... BUT: Essentially they are all the same. They have the same mindset, they all are quite illiterate and, dare I say it.... no, I won't, so I use "lack intellectual acuity" instead.
...oh, and they all seem to need to feed on those lip gloss thingies frequently, I think that's to keep their bills nice and shiny and flexible for all the shouting they need to do.
The last few minutes of the show were gold. Janice picking up her "Warning" in the DR. She looked like she had no idea where she was and as though someone had strapped her onto one of those medieval torture racks... I was actually able to read her mind during her ordeal: "Where the fuck am I? Who are you? Shut the fuck up I wanna go back to sleep." How, I wonder though, did she figure out that she had to say: I am very sorry - do they use cue cards in the DR?
I started laughing out loud as soon as the daily show started, I found it quite hilarious because the whole thing was on one side so predictable i.e. the "Duckbill Trio" (Janice, Farrah and Jenna) continuing with the never-ending Duckbillgate... on the other hand, one never knows which one is going to take the lead and act the most stupid.
Okay, I've got my own opinion on those three and disagree with the BOTS crowd and probably with most forumites here: To me those three are all the same. Different in age granted, one has a big ass (apparently it's a new one), the other one likes to wear the Star Spangled Banner and the other one looks a bit worse for wear... BUT: Essentially they are all the same. They have the same mindset, they all are quite illiterate and, dare I say it.... no, I won't, so I use "lack intellectual acuity" instead.
...oh, and they all seem to need to feed on those lip gloss thingies frequently, I think that's to keep their bills nice and shiny and flexible for all the shouting they need to do. The last few minutes of the show were gold. Janice picking up her "Warning" in the DR. She looked like she had no idea where she was and as though someone had strapped her onto one of those medieval torture racks... I was actually able to read her mind during her ordeal: "Where the fuck am I? Who are you? Shut the fuck up I wanna go back to sleep." How, I wonder though, did she figure out that she had to say: I am very sorry - do they use cue cards in the DR?