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(A young man is cleaning up in a kitchen after cooking his dinner. His cat, a sleek black feline, comes up and hops on the bench)

Sandra: What you doing?

Daniel: Ummm...as you can see, I'm cleaning.

Sandra: Cool.

Daniel: What do you want?

Sandra: Nothing.

Daniel: Then go away! I fed you before.

Sandra: Can't a cat hang around with it's favorite owner?

Daniel: OK, no fooling, tell me what you want!

Sandra: I want you to make something for me.

Daniel: Why?

Sandra: You owe me.

Daniel: You still going on about that?

Sandra: It wasn't easy to raise all that money.

Daniel: OK, fine. What do you want me to make?

Sandra: I want you to make me a salad.

Daniel: Oh, that's easy.

Sandra: A word salad.

Daniel: Fuck.

Sandra: Remember, you said yes.

Daniel: But a word salad is just so hard! I can't understand it.

Sandra: So is that a no?

Daniel: Yeah.

Sandra: Fine then, go back on your promise...

Daniel: But...

Sandra: Goodbye. Have a nice life...

Daniel: OK, I'll do it.

Sandra: Good, so can you make a start now. My friends are coming over soon.

Daniel: But it's late.

Sandra: So?

Daniel: Well I'm not prepared for your crazy cat friends.

Sandra: My friends are not crazy.

Daniel: They tried to set fire to the furniture!

Sandra: Harmless fun.

Daniel: Broke three of my best cups.

Sandra: They needed to be thrown out anyway.

Daniel: They crashed my car!

Sandra: Oh quit your moaning.

Daniel: Totally wrecked.

Sandra: Stop trying to change the subject. Now, are you going to make a start on that word salad?

Daniel: But I don't know how to start.

Sandra: Just say a silly sentence.

Daniel: A silly sentence?

Sandra: Yep, that's all there is to it. Just say a sentence, or a series of sentences that don't make any sense at all.

Daniel: That sounds hard. Can't I just get you and your cat friends some fish?

Sandra: No, don't go breaking your promise otherwise I won't trust you again.

Daniel: Bit steep.

Sandra: It isn't steep. That is how I feel. To say that it is steep is wrong and you should realise that....

Daniel: Fine, sorry if I offended you.

Sandra: Whatever, just get on with it.

(Daniel clears his throat.)

Daniel: Water flowed on the red ferns that jumped on the train to the green backs of the hills that entered the souls changed at the yellow flowers which meant that every day at milk o clock the war that was fought between the underground tracks and the quiet gumboots had to stop to pay respect to a number of government plaques that invented a sock that can dance on a hairpin and crawl into a pin for the purpose of redeeming their souls that needed to get on a bus to grow on a ground that could be stomped on at all times depending on when the Queen of the fridge decided to bow to the arrow.

Sandra: All done?

Daniel: Yes.

(Daniel hands the word salad over to Sandra who takes it over to her bed ready for her cat friends.)
 
reepbot said:
You don't need to verify anything. I only brought up my social retardness as a reason about why I think I am not normal.
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Retarded is such an ugly, unnecessary word. No-one on this forum should use it, either about themselves or others. Social anxiety, though, is a different kettle of fish. I think a lot of people, including myself, suffer from social anxiety or awkwardness.
 
Jam said:
Retarded is such an ugly, unnecessary word. No-one on this forum should use it, either about themselves or others. Social anxiety, though, is a different kettle of fish. I think a lot of people, including myself, suffer from social anxiety or awkwardness.
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When I was talking about the social that word i was more referring to my aspergers.
 
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