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Jade in all her Maxim glory.

“My ideal man is fit and muscly, built like a footballer, meaningful tattoos, older than me, a kind smile, love for dogs and the simple things in life - beach, family, travel... and walks in the park. One that can always make me laugh, calm my nerves, and be my knight in shining armour when I need him.”

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Consuela said:
Jade in all her Maxim glory.

“My ideal man is fit and muscly, built like a footballer, meaningful tattoos, older than me, a kind smile, love for dogs and the simple things in life - beach, family, travel... and walks in the park. One that can always make me laugh, calm my nerves, and be my knight in shining armour when I need him.”

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"Meaningful tattoo's"? I know just the guy

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delcan said:
Sooo. Much. Negativity.

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Because I don't want to be negative about people being negative, I thought I would scour the internet for details of Jade's Maxim article. Thank me later.

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"My name is Jade"

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"I can cover my nipples with my arms"

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"There is something itchy on my arm"

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Could YOU be Jade's partner???

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"My likes include exercising"

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"I like outfits with pockets"
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Two weeks on...

Seriously too funny!!!
 
Consuela said:
Jade in all her Maxim glory.

“My ideal man is fit and muscly, built like a footballer, meaningful tattoos, older than me, a kind smile, love for dogs and the simple things in life - beach, family, travel... and walks in the park. One that can always make me laugh, calm my nerves, and be my knight in shining armour when I need him.”

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I didn't pick you as a Maxim reader, @Consuela.
 
Consuela said:
Jade in all her Maxim glory.

“My ideal man is fit and muscly, built like a footballer, meaningful tattoos, older than me, a kind smile, love for dogs and the simple things in life - beach, family, travel... and walks in the park. One that can always make me laugh, calm my nerves, and be my knight in shining armour when I need him.”

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So she wants a fantasy?
 
pawlini said:
Tully tweeted about dropping a $100 note outside bakers delight and some young guys grabbed it, saying karma will get them.

wouldn't karma be losing money for getting paid to holiday? and also who the fuck carries around $100 notes? card all the way!
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She asked Ryan for a tissue to blow her nose the other day, and he handed her a $100 note and said "sorry, I don't have any $1000's on me"
 
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