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WOOHOO!!

No longer dog minder!

I hated every fucking minute with that mangy, horrific, hairy mound of sweating blubber.
Thank goodness I am away from that wretched creature!!
I mean seriously, I couldn't even teach him how to eat @Flowerz1n's makeup while she slept.
And my attempts at getting him to lick the windows after housemates finish cleaning them was an epic failure.
I couldn't even get him to bark the national anthem.
That dog is stupid, and I'm glad to be rid of him!


Now plants! I'm sure I can do a lot more with them! I wonder what their thoughts are on wearing lipstick...
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He's going to be in a lot better care now. Thank god.
Buzz needs counselling. The poor thing. :(
 
<Inigo goes to the pantry where @Spock keeps his metamucil, she empty's out half of it content, then replaces it with crushed up laxative tables... mixes it all together so it still looks orange. Put the container back into the pantry.... walks away>

Oh and, thank you for not making Spock the baker. He will probably poison us all.

He's going to be in a lot better care now. Thank god.

I hope EVERYONE is seeing the despicable way in which I'm being picked on in this house!!

Yeah just kick poor Spock to the floor.
Tread on his face while you're at it!

Why does everyone hate me????

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@Spock I don't hate you... I did not like that you called me a crazy bitch (possibly because I am a crazy bitch) I still like you, you are one cool dude... Just don't call me a crazy bitch and we will be fine.
 
<Spock sneaks into the bedroom while nobody else is in there. He pours a cup of rice in @Lucas' bed. He then places sardines inside @dexnerxc's pillowcase. Lastly he takes all of @Bratty's clothes and hides them under @miamiBRICE's bed. He chuckles quietly to himself and under his breath says "That'll teach them!">
 
I think I'm going to go take a nap guys before nominations, I'm a bit stressed about it ;)
<goes to bed and finds sardines in pillow case>
OMG YUM. Thank you lord!
 
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