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Wow, I just saw The Princess Bride. What a great movie, possibly the greatest movie that I have ever seen. If I died now, I would die happy that I saw such great art. I am enchanted by this film, I will watch it everyday for the rest of my life so that I can know what it is to see perfection.

I know I have only seen it once, but I think I'm the biggest fan of The Princess Bride of this forum. I can't think of anybody on this forum that loves this movie as much as I do. Can anyone else think of anybody? No, good, then I'll just be crowned the biggest fan of The Princess Bride on this forum.
 
Wow, I just saw The Princess Bride. What a great movie, possibly the greatest movie that I have ever seen. If I died now, I would die happy that I saw such great art. I am enchanted by this film, I will watch it everyday for the rest of my life so that I can know what it is to see perfection.

I know I have only seen it once, but I think I'm the biggest fan of The Princess Bride of this forum. I can't think of anybody on this forum that loves this movie as much as I do. Can anyone else think of anybody? No, good, then I'll just be crowned the biggest fan of The Princess Bride on this forum.

Lol, @Inigo Montoya. Feel the BURN
 
@Spock, Star Trek is shit and you are far too awful to ever audition for Big Brother. You are a worm, a low lying dirt eating, snivelling worm. You like posts too much and you probably don't say thank you to the cashier who serves you.
 
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Lame and boring Reepbot. Try again.

Lame and boring? Like your pathetic gif use. I see you worked out how to post gifs. That must have been an exciting day for you, i mean you probably had a big party at your house (Eugene not invited) where all your family and friends celebrated the fact that you knew a basic internet skill. Hell, you probably felt like you created fire and climbed Mount Everest at the same time. There would have been drinking, dancing, and lots of fun. But there's a problem, it's your old school friend turned arch-enemy Todd, Todd the land pirate, and he is claiming your house as his own! He challenges you to a duel on the balcony, you accept, grateful that all those years at night duelling school are starting to pay off. You fight him, you fight him with all your might, you fight him with all your soul until you can fight no more, then you fight again. You are exhausted, but you are winning against Todd, suddenly the balcony collapses and Todd dies. Todd's family later sues you and you have to pay five million dollars. Broke, you decide to become a bank robber, but fail on your first attempt when you forget to bring a gun, but you still manage to steal twenty dollars. Soon you are arrested for bank robbery and you go to jail.
 
Lame and boring? Like your pathetic gif use. I see you worked out how to post gifs. That must have been an exciting day for you, i mean you probably had a big party at your house (Eugene not invited) where all your family and friends celebrated the fact that you knew a basic internet skill. hell, you probably felt like you created fire and climbed Mount Everest at the same time. There would have been drinking, dancing, and lots of fun. But there's a problem, it's your old school friend turned arch-enemy Todd, Todd the land pirate, and he is claiming your house as his own! He challenges you to a duel on the balcony, you accept, grateful that all those years at night duelling school are starting to pay off. You fight him, you fight him with all your might, you fight him with all your soul until you can fight no more, then you fight again. You are exhausted, but you are winning against Todd, suddenly the balcony collapses and Todd dies. Todd's family later sues you and you have to pay five million dollars. Broke, you decide to become a bank robber, but fail on your first attempt when you forget to bring a gun, but you still manage to steal twenty dollars. Soon you are arrested for bank robbery and you go to jail.

Yep! That did it. I feel like this guy:
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